kill me with a fork

When you just love forks so much that you would like them carved in your Face.

- Jhon, Kill me with a fork?
--What?
-Now.

by M0l0tov November 28, 2015

Kill me backwards

Kill me backwards is a Hawaiian slang for "that's unfortunate" or simply just "fuck"

Some extentions include,

Kill me backwards to china
(when something is probably very bad)

Kill yourself backwards
(when you feel bad for a friend either because they are going through things or simply just because they are unfortunate)

Person: *trips over*
Person: ahg kill me backwards

Person: *gets into a tricky situation *
Person: kill me backwards to china

Person 1: I tried to kill myself yesterday...

Person 2: kill yourself backwards, do you need help?

by UwU user May 07, 2019

Kill me in the face

It is used to reference a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day and is the summation of all the feelings of anxiety, angst and anger generally taken out at people who suck at life.

Ughh, today sucks! Somebody kill me in the face!

by Muhammed and Suds July 26, 2006

kill me now...

That moment you realise you have a whole list of chores after you got done doing something really hard is the best time to use this phrase!

“Oh my god! Kill me now...” Said the boy who just got out of school.

by THEIRONY December 12, 2017

you're killing me

a phrase used when working with another & their performance is making you work harder

Frank you're killing me lift up your side of the table.

by Gerard Irick September 04, 2011

killing me softly

A song or lyrics in which will stick with you for life, forced to remember the time when Yoonbum was captured. THE SONG SANGWOO SUNG AND WAS A BEAUTIFUL YET HEART RENCHING MOMENT.

killing me softly with his song, killing me softly, with his words

by Freedom_of_yoonbum April 26, 2017

Kill me with a katana

literally just slice me up with a katana

(large sword)

"kill me with a katana" first gained popularity when @theregankennedy went to school and wanted to die but didn't want to say "kill my self"

often used in awkward situations or when you just wanna die

"girl your bf was hitting me up last night, y'all still a ting?" "oh fuck! kill me with a katana!"

by ferdakatanalmao April 15, 2017