This is a sexual act decision making device. Obviously you need a dartboard and darts. But you also need small pieces of paper with your favorite sexaul acts on it. The pieces of paper will be attached to the dartboard and your partner will throw a dart at the board to decide which sexaul act will be performed that evening. This also can be used for an entire weekend of fun or at an orgy.
Rebecca could not decide what she wanted Sean to do to her the Saturday before she married Tom so they played the Gaston Dart Game. Before the sun went down she had been hot carled, Cleveland Steamered, Strawberry Shortcaked, Tonya Danzad, Donkey Punched, and don the Alligator Fuckhouse 3 times. She had scares that make-up wouldn't hide and her vagania was bleeding profusely, but at least the concusion would make her forget Sean before she said "I Do" to Tom.
by hiemlich schlonge March 9, 2010
This is an unplanned sexual act. It occurs when a man is about to lick a girls clit but when he gets his head down there the smell gags him and he can't do it. But he likes the girl and doesn't want to embarass her so he quickly jumps up and shoves his penis in here mouth yelling "I forgot, ladies first."
Warren had been planning to eat Samantha all week at the party because he knew a girl as fine as her had to taste sweet but when his head got down there he had to pull a Gaston Switch-a-rooh.
by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010
The hole in the abdomen attached to a colostomy bag. A rarely used sexual orafice whose use is often frowned upon by polite society. This orafice is not found on all people, but when found should be used with care.
Betty and Bill had been married for nearly 42 years and there was little magic left in their marriage. But after many beers and shots of tequila they discovered that her Gaston Extra Orafice was a great way to bring back the magic. Bill was especially aroused when he realized that this Gaston Dirty No No Hole allowed him to do an Alabama Hot Pocket with out all the work.
by bullyschongle March 18, 2010
A deviant sexual act in which a man achieves all men's dream of a threesome except the man has to settle for blood relatives as the two other partners. The combination of relatives is not relevant, but the key is they must be blood realatives for the Gaston Manja Twa to have ocurred.
Dalton had been having a hard time losing his virginity before his family threw him a 35 birthday party. After a few keg stands and shots of Mad Dog 20/20 his 63 year old Great Aunt from Florida decided to deflower him and the same time that Cousin Jimmy from East Georgia wanted to tap him. What occured next was a Gaston Manja Twa that will live on at family Christmas dinners for years beacuse while Dalton was having his threesome the rest of the family commenced to Gaston Red Robin Tournament time.
by blackscholonge March 20, 2010
Another word for orgy in which you keep going until there is only one man/woman left who is capable of continuting the sex.
It was Saturday night everyone in the trailor park had used up all their crystal meth so they decided it was time for a Gaston Round Robin Tournament. Before the night was over there were some seriously swollen, cum dripping cunts and asses. And few people looked like Danny Glover, one person had to go the the ER for a missing ear, Sophie had pressed charges on Mark for the Donkey Punch, and Clyde was not amused by his Don King. But Billy was the clear winner when him and the sheep were the last two standing.
by derhiemlcihscholnge March 19, 2010
A guy who ate four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. And now that he is grown, he eats five dozen eggs. So he's roughly the size of a barge. He is a great guy better than any Tom, Dick or Stanley. You can bet that he won't give you up till he falls into an abyss.
Guy: Man I've never seen anyone eat as many eggs as Gaston.
Woman: Gaston.
Woman/Guy: That guy is a real Gaston, have you seen how many eggs he can eat?
Woman: Gaston.
Woman/Guy: That guy is a real Gaston, have you seen how many eggs he can eat?
by BEANSBUTBETTER November 5, 2020
The most vain Disney Villan of them all. DESCRIPTION: Blue eyes, Black hair, Mostly wearing Red, About 6'0. Age: 36
Personality: Extremeley Vain, Envious and Insane. Occupation: Former Army Captain, Hunter. Birth Date: April 25, 1720 Death Date November 24, 1756. And he commited all of these crimes. Abuse
Attempted murder
Poaching
Conspiracy
Blackmail
Vandalism
Fraud
Stalking
Treason
Incrimination
Unlawful imprisonment
Animal cruelty
Theft
Incitement to riot
Sexual harassment
Torment
Breaking and entering
Attempted regicide
Arson
Attempted forced marriage arrangement
Personality: Extremeley Vain, Envious and Insane. Occupation: Former Army Captain, Hunter. Birth Date: April 25, 1720 Death Date November 24, 1756. And he commited all of these crimes. Abuse
Attempted murder
Poaching
Conspiracy
Blackmail
Vandalism
Fraud
Stalking
Treason
Incrimination
Unlawful imprisonment
Animal cruelty
Theft
Incitement to riot
Sexual harassment
Torment
Breaking and entering
Attempted regicide
Arson
Attempted forced marriage arrangement
MY WHAT A BITCH, GASTON!
by Youtuber's biggest SIMP April 6, 2021