I take debit

The crafty phrase that the homeless man outside the 7-11 responds with after asking you to spare some change. You must say that you are paying for your items with a debit card to trigger this response from the clever, yet annoying, homeless man.

Homeless man: Hey, can you spare some change
Justin: Nah, I am paying with my debit card
Homeless man: I take debit

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

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Credit-Or-Debit

When something (usually flat ; E.g. Frisbee) gets slotted in between someone's ass cheeks / ass crack (Like swiping a Credit Card)

I'll give you 5 dollars if you can Credit-Or-Debit him

by DrFaust1426 November 14, 2022

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Credit-Or-Debit

When something (usually flat ; E.g. Frisbee) is slotted in someone's ass crack (Like a Credit Card)

I'll give you 5 dollars if you can Credit-Or-Debit that guy

by DrFaust1426 November 14, 2022

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Dumbshit Debits

A dumb, idiotic, stupid person who is somehow in debt with his debit card

Hey you know Nathan?
Yeah, he's such a dumbshit debits he fell down the stairs yesterday watching pokemon

by jamesk12342132 October 4, 2022

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Debit

a woman who is negative on your bank account and provides no other value.

denier: Yeah her heads not great, she spends all day on Instagram, wants me to take her on a vacations, and her upkeep is $1,000 a week.

truth: bro, don't she live with her parents too? She is a debit. dump her.

by theHunchSack July 18, 2022

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debit card game

The "Debit Card Game" is a name used for raping children. As a debit card goes in and out, this signals a rape. It can sound very innocent, but do not be fooled.

Family member: Hey, kid! Would you like to play the debit card game?

*The child agrees, following the family member to somewhere very quiet and empty. They get raped and continue the day like nothing happened.*

by Iamnotfunny July 29, 2022

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