George Costanza Answering Machine

A George Costanza Answering Machine is when you record a ridiculous greeting people hear when they call your answering machine. It comes from an episode of "Seinfeld" where George's greeting is himself singing a song off key to avoid talking to his girlfriend.

I HATE calling Paul when he isn't home. He has a George Costanza Answering Machine.

by VFL98 August 26, 2014

Frank Costanza

1.Character on the classic 90's sitcom, Seinfeld, George's father.

2.a activity, generaly a (sexual) move.
- when a man purposly hits the brake of the car and holds out his arm in front of the woman in front to cop a feel of her breasts

1. That Frank Costanza celebrates festivus

2. I most definetly pulled a Frank Costanza the other day on this hot chick.

by xSchaefx August 30, 2004

The Costanza

When you are eating a girl out and the pussy just isn't enough for you. You proceed to take a quick break unknowing to your girl and take a bite of a pastrami sandwich you have hidden. Then you get back to eating the more delicious pastrami in between your girls legs. Just like George did in the episode.

Dude I was so hungry last night while I was fucking that I pulled the costanza on my girl.

by Barney Cannon June 17, 2009

Dirty Costanza

The act of leaving an 'after hours' log of greatness in the office shitter for the cleaning lady to find.

Rather than sleeping with the cleaning lady (like George Costanza), I left her a Dirty Costanza in the office toilet.

by BreatheThis January 13, 2009

Stinky Costanza

Taking a long, skinny shit inside someones wallet. Possibly after swallowing a few hard candies whole.

A: Don't worry, I'll pay for dinner.... aww fuck! Someone Stinky Costanza'd me....

by moist1 March 7, 2012

George Costanza

An absolute failure of a dude who can’t even keep a steady job.

George: Every decision I have ever made in my life has been wrong. I guess thats because I’m George Costanza.

by C-33 Lightsaber Green November 13, 2021

George Costanza

Exactly who president Biden is supposed to play irl

Even if George Costanza was a fictional character on Seinfeld...well at least he did the opposite of what led him to screw up his life choices. Maybe Biden should do the opposite of everything he himself has done so far as president?

by Sexydimma May 20, 2022