Male A, "Oooh my cockpit is a bit itchy today".
Male B, "What, do you mean its itchy where the underside of your penis meets your scrotum?"
Male A, " F'sure"
Male B, "What, do you mean its itchy where the underside of your penis meets your scrotum?"
Male A, " F'sure"
by Phil D April 20, 2007
by CockpitCreator October 19, 2013
Ya I'm from New Orleans, the creole cockpit.
by yung v February 28, 2009
When you want to have sex on a plane, but your girlfriend is too busy hanging out with the pilots in the cockpit.
Intercom: Will Mila Kunis please come to the cockpit immediately?
Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
Ashton Kutcher: Aw shit i've been cockpit blocked again!
by GotAFuckingUsername August 4, 2015
by bekaz March 11, 2014
A traditional cooking method in southern Idaho for chickens, involving a pit dug in the ground and a large fire.
by IdahoCockpit November 10, 2022
The state of shattered hopes and carnal frustration which exists when a pilot has passengers board a plane, leaves the gate, and taxis to the runway only to tell everyone that the flight is delayed and you're returning to the terminal.
Just when we thought we were about to leave the airport, the pilot came on the loudspeaker and told everyone that we were heading back to the gate for 3 more hours. What a cockpit tease.
by Stuck in Raleigh September 8, 2012