Caucasian camouflage

When one needs to become white to get by

Juan had to put on his Caucasian camouflage to get through the border.

by Captain skip September 16, 2016

camouflage blonde

Adj. A ditzy individual with with any color hair that isn't blonde.

A girl walks into a barber shop and asks "Hey can you fix a car?"
Barber looks in the mirror and says to himself "camouflage blonde."

by Dvnt1 February 24, 2025

Incompetent Camouflage

Pretending or giving the illusion of incompetence and ignorance to hide or conceal your intellectual genius or diabolical plan.

Rudy Giuliani intended to give a press conference at the Four Seasons Hotel...but due to a mix up it was actually at...The Four Seasons Total Lawn Care Center that was between an Adult Bookstore and a Crematorium. The press thought it was a sign of his incompetence and true ignorance, but in reality it was "Incompetent Camouflage" designed by him to give his clients enemies a continued false sense of security while he continued with is plan.

by Rogue_Leader November 9, 2020

Hood Camouflage

Imperfections on a vehicle that visually drop you in tax brackets. It can be any of the following: large dent, visible scratches, obnoxiously dirty, rust, using a spare tire, missing hubcap...etc.

Andrew: I'm worried that someone will break into my car and steal my gucci shoes.

Jacob: Man... don't worry about that, you got that hood camouflage.
Andrew: What do you mean?
Jacob: No one is going to break into a car that is rusted out, you're safe bro!

by AndyBoBandy98 November 15, 2022

Fat girl camouflage

Cheetah print.

Don’t wear Cheetah print, it’s just fat girl camouflage.

by Dabossdude February 10, 2024

Camouflage

IDK what it is but I've read that the military uses it a lot

Friend: bro you know what camouflage is?
You: no I've never seen it but the military likes it so it must be good

by brosb4hoes4life September 11, 2020

NYC Camouflage

NYC Camouflage is when any vehicle is covered in graffiti. Usually box trucks, vans and especially subway cars.

Ayo, I dead ass got some paint on my Timbs when I was putting that NYC Camouflage on those subway cars, my dude.

by BIGMILLZ420 November 22, 2021