A woman who is overly organised, rather bossy and regimented, quite square
by Gilbs January 9, 2019
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The beard of a woman. Usually thick like a man's beard, just on a woman.
This bitch has got to have the thickest burl I have ever seen in my life. It looks like a squirrel nest.
by Manville No Homo October 28, 2010
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A) Unavoidable outcome
B) An often sad or wrong status quo that has always been, and is not likely to change
C) A set of events that come full circle

It comes from the song of the same name from the American band Mastodon. The song is about drug addicts cutting down trees with burls. Those burls - with their beautiful curls - are then sold to wood workers, which in turn allows them to buy even more drugs.

"It's just the curl of the burl
That's just the way of the world"
If you mess with them you'll end up dead. That's just the curl of the burl.
by n0la April 7, 2016
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large ass eating man. loves both men and women. has a small penis but knows how to use it like a real man. raised of 2 dads he is extremely homophobic and kills every single one he finds. Burl Fubs turns women inside out with the use of his tiny penis. he is a monster wanted by the law for acts of extreme orgasm causing death. Burl

Fubs is known to ejaculate at least 40 gallons at a time, drowning all within 20 miles.
neil is so fucking burl fubs man its amazing. he cums so much
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An authentic phrase, straight from the weight room of Tumwater High School, located in TumH2o, T-Town, or Tumwater, Washington. It's my belief that the first use of this phrase was during the powerlift of an illiterate redneck. He seemed to have overheard someone say the word burly in reference to strength. The redneck was intrigued. So at the hardest point during his lift he yelled "Go Burls!!!!!!", Not being able to fully annunciate the 'Y' in burly due to the tobacco in his lip, he immediatley replaced it with an 'S', he single handedly started the "go burls" generation. Many people have gone burls since, and everyone continues to, it has become the slogan of many a Tumwater sports team.
Kelly- Hey man, what are you doing?

Drew- Getting ready to go burls.
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Chris- Sup dude? Did you get your max bench up?

Austin- Let's just say I went burls.
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A) The way something just happens.
B) A pre-determined outcome spawned from a series of events; may or may not be justified by the means used.
If some douche touches my girl at the club, I'll blow his fucking head off. That's just the curl of the burl, bruh.
by Melvin Clodhopper September 30, 2011
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The inverse relationship of convenience of defecation and urge to defecate. As the need or desire to defecate increases, the convenience of such action decreases in like manner. The ultimate culmination of said paradox occurs when it is both infinitely necessary to defecate and also infinitely inconvenient.
Blown from the inside out. Guess our agent thought he could hold off through the drug deal and then Burling's Tendency hit. Looks like his cover wasn't the only thing that was blown...
by discord_ January 25, 2009
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