Tickling the Sheep 

When your trying to sell something(car dealer, sales rep) and your trying to work the customer into buying something. It's the act of tickling the sheep.

Hey Rick, has the customer decided on which model router they want to buy yet?
No Dale, I'm still tickling the sheep.

Tickling the Sheep by techsupportgui February 9, 2015

shear the sheep

A game played by a couple where the chick doesn't shave downstairs, and the object of the game is to tackle her, restrain her, and forcefully shave her nether regions with an electric razor. Both parties are naked while playing this game, and the chick runs around the room trying to avoid the "shepherd."

Mindy is mad at her boyfriend because he played "shear the sheep" with her last night and she lost. Now she's part of the metoo movement.

shear the sheep by crudmonkey June 17, 2018

Shearing The Sheep 

Trimming your pubic hairs

I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today

Shearing The Sheep by Twurzy July 7, 2018

vicky the sheep 

the best girl out there, she’s obviously bi and loves sheeps and ducks. She’s also the best member of Shawnicki Nation.

Have you ever heard of vicky the sheep, I saw her the other day and I almost died OMG I LOVE HER SO MUCH.

vicky the sheep by bici November 5, 2020

Toffee the sheep 

The absolute most alpha male 🐏 in the world

Toffee the sheep is a goat

Toffee the sheep by Ellobozo May 9, 2022

Lars the sheep 

Some fucking furry who is overly sexual and thinks that she YEA SHE is funny despite being a woman

Guy1 have you met Lars yet?
Guy2 yea I have met him

Guy1 no no not the fox I am talking about Lars the sheep

Guy 2 oh so what’s his deal

Guy1 well she is a fucking degenerate slut and thinks she is funny

Guy2 why dose she think she is funny we all know women can’t be funny

Lars the sheep by Not Lars the fox June 28, 2022

peep the sheep 

lmk the tea, the drama

Peep the sheep girl

peep the sheep by cannddiie October 30, 2022