The pain and sensitive rawness of one's mouth for a day or two, after eating a frozen pizza too quickly after leaving the oven. Leaving your mouth singed from the molten cheese and tomato sauce.
My case of Red Baron mouth made to eat anything salty the next day, I really should have waited a few more minutes to start eating that frozen pizza.
by BayAreaNick February 24, 2010
When one 'fingers' a girl whilst she's on her period, then when she's close to orgasm, slap her in the face, leaving The Mark of the Red Baron.
"I went at it with this bird last night"
"oh yeah?"
"Yeah she was on though"
"Ah dude"
"Nah it's alright, I gave her the slap of the red baron!"
"Yeahhhh!!!!!"
"oh yeah?"
"Yeah she was on though"
"Ah dude"
"Nah it's alright, I gave her the slap of the red baron!"
"Yeahhhh!!!!!"
by PoetForSale March 22, 2010
When you are too drunk to realize a girl is fucking ugly and on her period and you continue to fuck her and realize the next day what you did.
by byard October 28, 2006
by Izzman June 25, 2013
When a girl gives you a hand-job with a red oven mitten.
Variations:
Spicy Red Baron-A hot and spicy red baron that leaves your junk with a burning sensation.
Meat Lovers Red Baron- Gang Bang with a 5 to 1 ration of male to female
Variations:
Spicy Red Baron-A hot and spicy red baron that leaves your junk with a burning sensation.
Meat Lovers Red Baron- Gang Bang with a 5 to 1 ration of male to female
by BaronToys June 23, 2009
This occurs during sexual intercourse while a woman is on her period. The man and woman begin to have sex in the standing up position with the man in the rear. After a while the man picks up the woman, and twirls her around the room during sex, causing some of her blood to spill over the place while she is airplane flying, thus giving the name "the red baron" to the woman.
Walking into Joe's apartment, you could see the Red Baron had visited at his girlfriends blood was all over the place
by adams bachelor party June 18, 2007
When you fuck a girl in her bloody pussy then slap your bloody dick on one ass cheek, slip it in her ass, then slap your shitty dick on her other cheek. Then cum in her ear.
Sarah was mad at me last night cuz I ruined another set of sheets when I gave her the Dirty Red Baron.
by Clint Licker November 17, 2021