An affliction that ails men entering middle age, usually evidenced by a swollen head that was not present in their teens or twenties. As best can be determined, SHS is caused by a lifetime of a diet high in animal fats and high sodium intake.
After watching William Shatner in "Star Trek" and John Travolta in "Welcome Back Kotter," then again seeing them both over twenty years later in "Boston Legal" and "Pulp Fiction," it was clear that both venerable actors suffered from Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS).
by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008
Get the Swollen Head Syndrome (SHS) mug.To make unwanted contact with the muscles, often an exposed bicep, of a swole dude. Generally followed by sexist degrading remarks such as "Oh you're so strong".
"I was out trying to just have a good night with the lads, but the sluts at the club kept swolesting me...."
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A current day Narcissus, that like the original, will drown and die thanks to his egocentrism.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.
To go to any extreme in order to get attention without thinking of the potential consequences.
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Get the Smolletting mug.A word only used by chads. Typically, one says skollerninnilooks a second or two of hair flipping after jumping or falling out of a hole on object for the purpose of entering dramatically.
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Get the skollerninnilooks mug.Swoleitis (also known as Swoleosis) is a condition that affects the size of human muscle tissue. If Swoleitis is left unchecked it may cause severe hypertrophy in human skeletal muscle.
People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.
People affected by Swoleitis are easily identified by their physical appearance. Sufferers may be referred to as "meatheads", "buff" or "hella swole." Swoleitis is very common in bodybuilder communities.
Fred: "Whoa man, you're looking hella swole"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"
Gary: "Yeah, working out for 2 years gave me a bad case of swoleitis"
by Bro Brosef Brohanson March 5, 2008
Get the Swoleitis mug.A gym or recreation center where someone goes to work out. The term "swoll" refers to the swollen look/feeling ones muscles get, and "house" refers to the establishment you get swollen in.
The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy
The phrase originated at San Diego State University, also known as the Tool Academy
Bro 1: Yo dawg you wanna hit the swoll house?
Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!
Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first
Bro 2: FUCK YEAH BRO, LETS GET FUCKING JACKED!
Bro 1: FUCK YEAH BRO! Hold up though I gotta pound some NOEXPLODE and shit first
by Young Andro July 14, 2011
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