Stronk

When a guilty person is trying to evade their just desserts, by feigning a dissociative period, or a stroke.
Can be associated with a "Grand mal" or "Bond Stronk"

"I can't officer, I'm shutting down....."
"What do you mean shutting down?"
"I'm having a stronk..."

by Mr-Pods March 28, 2024

Stronk peen

A penis that can hold the heavens upon its head.

Damn that stronk peen be holding my Fatass.

by Stronkpeencreator September 13, 2019

stronk

If you suddenly feel the strength of your mind. Like if you really feel it. Suddenly your brain lifts anything, all of the time. Nothing can stop it until it lifted and solved any mathematical, physical, philosophical and those problems that seem to be paradoxical. It's unstoppable at thinking at full capacity for the next 100 of 1000 of hours that you will live through in just a second. After this phase you forget everything and that's it.

Person1: "WHOA I'M HAVING THE STRONK- it's over."
Person2: "yo what?"

by CMDer0182 February 01, 2023

Get stronk or get bonk

A common catch phrase known since the dawn of time. Usually used to tell someone to get strong otherwise they'll get their shit rocked

Ayo I'm going to the gym. You know what they say, "get stronk or get bonk"

Hell yeah man!!

by Stronk bonker January 10, 2023

Stronk

1. having the power to move heavy weights or perform other physically demanding tasks.

The opposite of Wank

Damn man did you see how stronk Laura is

by Right Testicle September 09, 2018