Your really looking up this word!! Why would you do?? Shut your phone and go pray or something. I expect more from you 😂😂
by Check yourself August 16, 2015
Daughter: Mother, I am pregnant.
Mother: SQUIRT!?
Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!
Mother: SQUIRT!?
Retard Poser: Sum41 ownz!!!!11
Normal person: Squirt?!
by tobad4ya November 23, 2004
by FERRARiROCHER November 3, 2019
"Squirting" is the term used for female pleasure that all the neighbors will hear.
After sex, when her man gets up to remove the condom; the woman takes out a high-pressure squirt gun. She "squirts" him, first in the face, and then in the back as he runs outside to escape the attack. He's naked, wet, and cold. She returns home alone, feeling deeply satisfied.
After sex, when her man gets up to remove the condom; the woman takes out a high-pressure squirt gun. She "squirts" him, first in the face, and then in the back as he runs outside to escape the attack. He's naked, wet, and cold. She returns home alone, feeling deeply satisfied.
by shadesofdrab May 12, 2015
by Butthole5 May 6, 2017
when a female ejects out cum out of her pussy and makes uncomfortable noises such as; ouch papi, yeah right there, yeah don't be lazy, calm yourself don't act like an animal.
achmed was trying to have fun but things got dangerously out of hand, so she was squirting all over his moms room.
by achmed911 May 30, 2011
Snape: I should tell you, there's Squirt in that punch bowl.
Dumbledore: Only Harry Potter likes that Hogshit. I'll stick with my Redbull, thanks.
Pansy: I should tell you... there's squirt in there.
Malfoy: What? Squirt?! No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.
Dumbledore: Only Harry Potter likes that Hogshit. I'll stick with my Redbull, thanks.
Pansy: I should tell you... there's squirt in there.
Malfoy: What? Squirt?! No thanks, I'll stay dehydrated.
by DeadWizardGod August 15, 2011