We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.
"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"
by SirCook April 1, 2015
The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.
I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.
by Daddy Destroyer June 21, 2019
After a guy hooks up in a strange town while away on business, he addresses the awkwardness of saying goodbye by instead slapping his host in the face with his dick. I mean, he might as well right?
Ralph met Debbie at the exit 72 Chili's last night. After a couple hours of swap meat action, he gave her a Traveling Salesman on the way out the door.
by Greg "The Hammer" Valentine May 3, 2008
by shum12345 July 27, 2010
1. Someone who enjoys the company of many African-Americans.
2. One who helps a friendly neighborhood nigga out once in a while.
3. Someone with a large, bulbus erect choad similar to a watermelon.
2. One who helps a friendly neighborhood nigga out once in a while.
3. Someone with a large, bulbus erect choad similar to a watermelon.
I loves me some niggas
Get ur watermelon here. i love the blacks
cum fuck me im the watermelon salesman bitch. do me do me do me. qerb
Get ur watermelon here. i love the blacks
cum fuck me im the watermelon salesman bitch. do me do me do me. qerb
by the watermelon salesman April 23, 2009
"Damn, would you look at that maytag salesman in the booth! His mixes sound like 3 sneakers in a dryer!"
by Serengeti September 27, 2004
Getting a hand job while you're walking, usually in a public place. Masturbation doesn't count, ever. If you're jogging it has to be a blow job, otherwise you're not really trying.
Yesterday I was walking to Nordstroms, I saw Joel on the way. We gave each other a traveling salesman. Then we turned it up a notch; the running rebel. It was so awesome.
by DJ Beat Nutz April 26, 2009