Yet another word for semen; oftentimes this word's connotation is preferred when trying to cajole a woman into digesting the fluid, as the word intrinsically boasts its high nutritional content.
Bill Cosby became quite upset when he realized that his jigglers had been replaced with protein pudding.
by Viagra Falls July 5, 2008
Peter North typically gives his objects protein facials to indicate that they are no longer of use to him.
by Skeeter Salad August 29, 2006
Hooker: I like to keep myself healthy by enjoying a protein shake right after a heavy workout session.
by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008
A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.
Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
by bloof July 13, 2004
by Z123 December 31, 2008
another name for a penis.
background: While playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Iron Man's special move is called the Proton Cannon and a stream is emitted from a large gun. Protein Cannon seemed appropriate.
background: While playing Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Iron Man's special move is called the Proton Cannon and a stream is emitted from a large gun. Protein Cannon seemed appropriate.
by Random Villain April 29, 2004