The know-it-all girl in your English class with the unfortunate habit of lecturing and the NTJ tendency toward pedantry. She's loyal and compassionate and down to earth. You'll always know where you stand with her, at least if you're paying attention. She'll fight against injustice past the point where she's bugging the crap out of people. She rocks a fitted, low-cut evening gown, but won't believe you when you tell her she looks amazing. She's heard it too many time from people who want something. She can smell BS a mile away. She's the woman with the wicked sense of humor who makes the dudebros uncomfortable because they can't tell if she's laughing at them or not. She is.
by Seafood Dances February 3, 2010
by PAPYRUSTHEBIGMAN January 16, 2023
A nickname for a person with a general intelligence similar to that of a five year-old. Often completely oblivious to the world around them.
Person 1: Aren't Muslims peaceful people that love America?
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
Person 2: C'mon Kris, that question was stupider than your mama's cholo!
by UncleSam50 July 11, 2008
A form of a storyteller. Someone that usually has a few rich uncles. May exaggerate details as he goes along. Continues with a chain of half true, half false events.
by Anonymous Personafication August 28, 2010
A Kris often refers to the weird angle sometimes demonstrated by many peni (plural). This may be an acute angle near the tip (or head) of the shaft, but in dyslexics a right angle may be prevalent; in this case surgery is often required.
Person 1. "OMG, thats the purplest and most wavey thing I have ever seen...what is that?"
Person 2. "Its a Kris"
Person 3. "Im calling the police"
Person 2. "Its a Kris"
Person 3. "Im calling the police"
by TopCat27 December 24, 2009
The boy with the biggest cock and who wants to shove it in tight white girl pussy. But is sensitive and cries sometimes. He will hurt you but you always forgive him. We will lick cum off of a girls tits and stick in ur ass.
Kris was GREAT last night!!
by Vied May 13, 2015
The word 'cunt' is generally spelt with a 'c'; this is also true of the name 'Chris'. However, sometimes the name is mistakenly spelt with a 'k', i.e. 'Kris', so it is only appropriate that such people are referred to simply as 'kunts'.
Kris is a Kunt.
by Sarah Hennigan January 18, 2009