john mccain the old fart, if he became president he would make a draft.
by baka kuso yaro April 9, 2011
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When you decide to do something when your to old and forget what you had for breakfast. And expect to run the country, so thus you have John McCain Syndrome.
"Issac did you see Spencer speak today up on the stand, he must have John McCain Syndrome the way he was forgetting his speech and mumbling about his many houses."
by Parker James March 3, 2009
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An acquaintance who you are fondly referring to, but you don't actually know this person very well, nor is he or she your friend.

Derived from Senator John McCain's frequent use of the phrase "My friends..." on the presidential campaign trail directed toward a large crowd of strangers. Strangers he was fond of, yes, but strangers nonetheless.
Christine: My friend from my huge college class and I were working together and she said...
Michelle: Wait, what was her name?
Christine: I don't remember.
Michelle: And she's your friend?
Christine: Uhh...
Michelle: So she's your John McCain Friend.
Christine: Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
by McCainFTW March 6, 2009
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Used during beer pong, this term describes a cup that has water or beer beneath it, which causes it to mysteriously slide when hit by a ball (See ghost cup). Because the cup usually diverges from the original formation, it becomes a maverick cup, thus becoming a John McCain cup due to the fact that McCain is the original Maverick. A second cup that goes rogue is called a Sarah Palin cup.
Dude, this table is so wet, every time I shoot I end up with a John McCain cup. Damn mavericks!
by Murky Waters September 6, 2008
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The inability to lift your arms above your head after a good workout.
Man I did so many curls last night I have John McCain arms now.
by JP1212 March 24, 2011
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A strange disorder that you have been tortured for nine years as a POW and cannot lift your hands above your head.
Cop: "Put your hands on your head!"

Man: "I can't... I have John McCain's Syndrome!"
by Some random hippie's horse? January 25, 2009
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