To gently place your balls across the bridge of your sleeping partners nose. When your unsuspecting guest identifies the smell and warm sensation on their face you say, "good morning beautiful!" Traditionally, executed before brunch. For proper execution, place anus over forehead and squat down. For heavier sleepers, flatulence may be required. Not to be confused with the flying squirrel. Risks of this maneuver include, but aren't limited to; fecal debris left on forehead, receiver startled and causing injury to genitals, or broken noses. Avoid this maneuver following a night of Mexican/Indian food.
Like a ninja, Joe good morning beautifuled Kristi and said "Honey, we need to get up and go to brunch".
by MT Newton August 29, 2010
Masturbating to the point of cumming next to a sleeping person. Before you cum wake the sleeping person up shout "GOOD MORNING" and cum on the persons face.
I had a one night stand with a girl I never wanted to talk to again, so I gave her a nice "good morning America" to remember me by.
by Zabrow December 11, 2008
The first cigarette one has during the morning. You feel the buzz a little more than the rest of the day.
My boi, A says you wake up early in the morning, and grab that good morning smokes, you do that and the day goes smooth as a smoke!
by We_Bake_Words April 10, 2019
When a woman is about to perform felatio on you, let your rigid member be pulled down till it is parallel with your legs by the waistband of your shorts. Once the shorts are off enough to permit it, let the dick fly up and bash her in the nose, ideally drawing blood. When this happens, yell out "GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM"
The date was going pretty well till we went back to my place and I gave her the good morning vietnam
by roto March 29, 2004
its a thick aired morning after a drunk night with plenty of swearing and fights.
everybody pretending nothing happened coz nobody wanna deal with explanations and excuses.
This is your part, time wisely.
everybody pretending nothing happened coz nobody wanna deal with explanations and excuses.
This is your part, time wisely.
everybody minding their business.
you (in chanty sing-song): "Good Morning Vietnam! Take it in, the lovely napalm!"
you (in chanty sing-song): "Good Morning Vietnam! Take it in, the lovely napalm!"
by Krkič December 14, 2019
a program from ABC News
Anchors:
Diane Sawyer
Chris Cuomo
Robin Roberts
Weather:
Sam
Champion
HQ:
Times Square
New York City
Anchors:
Diane Sawyer
Chris Cuomo
Robin Roberts
Weather:
Sam
Champion
HQ:
Times Square
New York City
I watched Good Morning America.
by Ryan Campbell Cunningham May 5, 2009
The guy at a who when ever your with them at night and it hits 12 am says good morning to everyone thinking he is extremely clever
Kanye West was at the club and once it hit 12 am he yelled out Good Morning! Everyone hated him even more for being the good morning guy.
by oshackhennessy December 30, 2014