Friendship

Friendship:

A thing where humans meet and frolic, or, it could be where teenagers are on their phones texting at 1 AM. Most likely teenagers one though.

Jon: Dude, I’m so glad we have our friendship..

Jon’s Reflection: Uh, bro, I gotta go..

by Bloodypretzel! January 5, 2020

Friendship

Sacrificing your own buzz in order to make your friend feel better

Yousef cares about his “friendship” with Karma, so he risked his life and got cooties for her

by RealJimmyJr May 19, 2019

Friendship

I meaningless black hole of wasted time. Don't bother with friends, because they'll only stab you in the back and leave you there to cry your eyes out. Even a best friend you've had since 3rd grade will rip your heart out. She won't even care that you're sitting at home replaying evey minute of your friendship back in your head. Smiling and laughing at the fun parts. Crying at the sad parts. And beating your self up about the mistakes. Friends may seem like they're there for you, but NEVER completely trust them. Once they've found somebody better, they'll dump you like yesterday's garbage and move the hell on.

FUCK FRIENDSHIP.

Lydia, Rachel, and Lexi ruined my experience with great friendship. Completely tore it to shreds.

by AngelaHatesYou August 14, 2010

Friendship

Something that comes in the way of a business deal.

That Guy : “Friendship means to me that for two bucks I'd beat you with a pool cue 'til you got detached retinas.”

by Lugs-o October 18, 2004

Friendship

Friendship means buying movie tickets for each other.

H: "I feel bad that you're paying for me!"
W: "That's the meaning of friendship!"

by Vinny Brander August 28, 2013

Friendship

Friendship is a treasured gift that you give yourself.

It's a treasured gift 'cos U have someone dear to share your happiness and sorrows.

by prashanthi August 7, 2005

Friendship

A common term and universal language used all over the world to describe how we should be getting along. Most notably, the most common examples of this are found in the cartoons Winnie the Pooh and My Little Pony.

We need to teach our kids about friendship and getting along. Who better to teach them than Winnie the Pooh and Twilight Sparkle?

by TiggerCelestia06 June 14, 2018