barnacle

gray, scaly, nasty-ass psoriosis scabs

"Young Motor" Crumb has some barnacles on his ashy-ass elbows. Just playing JS; don't beat me up.

by Sampson Simpson February 11, 2004

Ugly Barnacle

A motivational story as told and written by the prodigy Patrick Star

Patrick: Once upon a time there was an Ugly Barnacle it was so ugly that everyone died... The end

Spongebob: that didnt help at all :(

by Endoku May 4, 2010

Lil barnacle

The best soundcloud rapper out their. Mega pussy destroyer at only 13 and can buy your house

Guy 1: Yo i talked shit about lil barnacle and he now owns my house and my toilet I have to shit outside now .
Guy2: thats why you don't talk shit about him

by Shit monster December 19, 2017

Lil Barnacle

An amazing artist with the finest tiles such as "PORN" "I Beat My Dick" and " I Eat Ass"

jizz on your mom like a snowstorm- lil barnacle 2018

by iWantToUnlive October 18, 2019

Lil Barnacle

A SoundCloud rapper who is rising very quickly. His songs are based on crude humor and usually includes instrumentals of the soundtrack of TV show Spongebob Squarepants.

Yo, Lil Barnacle is the shit.
Have you heard Lil Barnacle's shit yet?

by Centiliter September 20, 2017

Beefwitted Barnacle

Someone with the intellectual capacity of a cerebrually defective cow and the mannerisms of a parasite.
In other words, an idiot who leeches off of other people's resources without contributing anything in return.
In OTHER other words, the bad funcle and your 26 year old cousin who lives in their mother's basement.

Also used as a general insult when someone does something stupid.

Jimmothy: *spills the tea kettle on Pathew* Whoops
Pathew: OW wtf Jim! You beefwitted barnacle!

by The Insult Man March 12, 2021

love barnacle

Genital Warts

On my birthday, my ex girlfriend , Talia, shared her love barnacles with me.

by Tawmace September 8, 2018