Alkaline Fairy

(n) A person who likes alkaline trio and fairies. Occasionally believes they are a fairy in the sprite with wings sense. A fairy who loves Alkaline trio- What could be better?
Bob: Hi I'm Bob
Chull: Hi I'm chull, a fairy- see? I have wings and everything!
Bob: You freak, what music do fairies listen to?
Chull: Why Alkaline Trio of course!
Bob: Groovy
by Chull is sexay January 16, 2005
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Alkaline Trio

Matthew Skiba is one of my most actually the most h8ted person. He and Alkaline Trio sucks major donkey balls and always sing about death.ARE SO NOT PUNK they are deat/metall/rock/shit
they should die!
Matthew skiba and co. lick each other in photobooths
by h8ter April 3, 2005
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Alkaline Trio (alk3)

my favourite band. produce very relative songs regarding life - love, alcohol, drugs, and dissappointment

lyrics can get quite emotional although they cannot be described as emo. medium heavy sound but cannot be described as indie. shouldnt really be described as punk-rock but meh it suits them, so there. any1 who describes them as pop-punk deserves to be shot.
Alkaline Trio's 'Goddamnit!' = Best Debut Album Ever, and everything else they have ever produced is equally as listenable
by Alk3 Fan December 24, 2003
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alkaline fluid

The clear, tasteless fluid that comes out of a women's vagina when aroused.
He went home with alkaline fluid still moist on his genitals.
by Big Al 203 August 31, 2015
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Alkaline Earth Metal

Any element of the periodic table which is in group 2.
In order of proton number, Beryllium, Magnesium, Calcium, Strontium, Barium and Radium are all Alkaline Earth Metals.

They are characterized by all having 2 outer-shell electrons (two electrons in their valence shell), alas their placing in group 2 of the periodic table.

They are all silver coloured, soft metals which react readily to form ionic compounds.

The name 'Alkaline Earth Metals' is derived from the fact that the oxides formed by the elements in this group produce basic Alkaline solutions, and the melting points are such that the elements remain solid (Earths) in fires. Alkaline Earth refers to the oxides themselves.

x + 2H2O --> x(OH)2 + H2

2x + O2 --> 2xO
2xO + 2H2O --> 2x(OH)2

Where x is an Alkaline Earth Metal.
Both processes are relatively efficient unless you consider Hydrogen, which is produced in the first, to be a waste product. The second process only produces the hydroxide.
Magnesium is an Alkaline Earth Metal - it, and its oxide, react with water to form a basic alkaline solution.

Mg + 2H2O --> Mg(OH)2 + H2
Magnesium + Water --> Magnesium Hydroxide + Hydrogen

2Mg + O2 --> 2MgO
Magnesium + Oxygen --> Magnesium Oxide
2MgO + 2H2O --> 2Mg(OH)2
Magnesium Oxide + Water --> Magnesium Hydroxide

The electron configuration of Magnesium is 2,8,2 - two electrons in its outer/valence shell
by Aconymous November 15, 2009
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Alkaline water

Alkaline water has a higher pH level than regular drinking water. Because of this, some advocates of alkaline water believe it can neutralize the acid in your body.
by kevi_48 September 8, 2020
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Alkaline VVater

Alkaline Vvater (spelled with two V’s)
Is drinking Vodka from an alkaline water bottle - as a disguise mechanism.
Hey may I please have a water?

I don’t have any!

What’s that in your hand?

Ohh this… shhh this is Alkaline Vvater!!
by pseudonympho April 20, 2022
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