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Music A.D.D.

Noun: When You or some one can not listen to a song for more than a minute with out changing it to a different song.
Jake: HEY! Quit changing the song on your iPod!
Mitch: Sorry, I can't help it. I have Music A.D.D.
by Goldenpinky May 26, 2009
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porn a.d.d.

Porn attention deficit disorder is a condition when someone has copious amounts of downloaded porn, but can't find the right clip of porn to bring oneself to climax. It usually ends in frustration or continued determination to find more porn.
A: I have over 2,382 clips of porn on my computer and I still cant find what I want.
B: Sounds like porn a.d.d. man, you need to walk away for a few days and refresh.
(A) clicking on clips of Marines getting it in the corn hole with eyes glazed over.
by nailingstr8wood November 20, 2010
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T&A.D.D.

Combination of the two abbreviations T and A and A.D.D. (attention deficit disorder) - a condition in which the patient lacks the ability to focus on a particular set of breasts and buttocks, and is constantly distracted by those of other women.
My boyfriend can't stop checking out other girls - he has T&A.D.D.!
by Daniel Johnston August 29, 2008
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Song A.D.D.

When you are flipping through your iPod or other song media and you can't seem to find a song that fits the mood you are in and you keep skipping to the next song.
"I can't pick a song! I have Song A.D.D.!"
by TheBigBoy January 11, 2008
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C.A.D.D.

Cellular Attention Deficit Disorder: A social disease with no known cause. Victims always seem to be talking on their phone, dialing a number, texting someone, checking their voicemail, playing a game, etc. It has been rumored that the cell phone may actually be attached to the victim's hand.
Get off your phone; You're so C.A.D.D.!!
by boyshorts00 April 24, 2007
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S.A.D.D.A.M.

Sadistic
Anal
Defiler
Destroyed by
American
Military
by Anonymous October 3, 2003
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G.A.D.D.

Guy/Girl Attention Deficit Disorder.

Any person male or female who is characterized by such an extreme form of A.D.D. that the disorder transfers over to s/he's dealings with love. In other words the person cannot sufficient satisfaction from one potential mate nor maintain focus on the said person, therefore they must constantly drift from one lover too another. Essentially a womanizer/manizer/player but they have the ability to blame their actions on their 'disorder'.
Woman suffering from G.A.D.D. speaking to her 'boyfriend': When I fell outta the boat- oh by the way did I tell you the boat's name was Ol' Jim and my father names all my boats. But about falling outta the boat... OH HEY (glancing a man who just walked in... I'll be back in a little bit (runs off to the other man and immediately engages in flirtatious behavior and later repeats her action with another man)

'boyfriend' (muttering himself): Well so much for that... she needs something more than just Ritalin for that G.A.D.D.
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