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rehab cycle

The loop that an addict gets stuck in when they are trying to get sober but they keep relapsing.

The stages usually involve the following: going to rehab, maintaining a (short) period of sobriety, beginning to use again, total relapse, and finally returning to rehab, which then restarts the loop. The loop will keep repeating until the addict either stops going back to rehab (sometimes due to being unable to afford it or being incarcerated), maintains a reasonable level of sobriety, or dies.
Guy #1: "Oh shit! He's back in rehab? Isn't that like his third time this year?"
Guy #2: "Yeah, the poor bastard is stuck in a rehab cycle"
by Rumforyourmoney September 25, 2023
mugGet the rehab cyclemug.

Cycling Mikey

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.
Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*
by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025
mugGet the Cycling Mikeymug.

themstrural cycle

The new politically correct way of referring to the old version which was menstrual cycle. Now it's inclusive.
They/them 1: Wow I'm having a rough go on my themstrural cycle.

They/them 2: your what?

They/them 1: oh it's the pc way of calling it.

They/them 2: but you were born a guy.
by anonymous February 26, 2023
mugGet the themstrural cyclemug.

The Sevie Cycle

Every year, seventh graders are subject to daily roastings from the eighth graders, who call them "sevies" and pretty much bully them into submission. Once the eighth graders have left for high school the next year, the seventh graders become eighth graders and, out of revenge, do the same thing that was done to them to the incoming seventh graders. This cycle continues and will continue until all of the eighth graders grow some balls.
Seventh grader 1: Why are the eighth graders so mean to us?
Seventh grader 2: I don't know.
Enlightened seventh grader: It's because of the Sevie Cycle. The eighth graders bully us, and we eventually bully the seventh graders next year.
by A PhD in Eugenes May 24, 2017
mugGet the The Sevie Cyclemug.

China cycle

When a product breaks prematurely either because it was built very cheaply or with an intentional design flaw causing it to have a short life. Can occur between instantly and 24 months. Applies to products that used to last decades. Planned obsolescence taken to an extreme. Very good, maybe even essential for capitalism, but terrible for penny pinching consumers.
My blender just China cycled. Time to throw in the garbage and buy another one. Yay capitalism!
by Got Hard July 16, 2020
mugGet the China cyclemug.

Stander cycle

Performance and standards of a street legal motorcycle however, the rider is standing on a platform or “deck” instead of sitting down.
I started riding Go-ped scooters as a kid, now I have a motorcycle license and ride a stander cycle.
by ho-pedder September 6, 2023
mugGet the Stander cyclemug.

cycle of caca

cycle of caca- never ending loop of you and ur special other/friends treating eachother like caca and feeling like caca.
You guys are both in the cycle of caca, i think you should break it off.

Ur relationship is toxic;-;
by JustaIdiot.. July 29, 2023
mugGet the cycle of cacamug.

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