reddit

A digital black hole where your faith in humanity goes to die.

"did you see that rule 34 post on reddit"
"you mean the one about Cthulhu molesting ben 10s cousin?"
"yeah"

by the_crooked_man February 16, 2023

Reddit boner

When you cum but don’t have an erection.

My ED causes me to have reddit boners when I’m in any sexual situation and it’s pissing me off

by Steely Stan November 9, 2025

Reddit video player

A name for a piece of shit that hardly ever works

Hey have you seen this new game? Yea it’s kinda reddit video player

by this handle HAS NOT BEEN USED August 20, 2022

Reddit Special

Using a disabled or dead person, family member, or someone with a severe illness to farm upvotes or likes, usually found on default large subreddits.

Spamming a picture of some dude's dying wife? Man, that guy is really at it with the ol' Reddit Special.

by Mlpisbestshow July 4, 2019

reddit pedophilia

Attractions and behaviors normally considered pedophilic, but are considered normal among redditors and otakus alike. These behaviors are typically so cringe, they are often shunned by actual pedophiles. This can include but is not limited to:
• Loliconism
• Announcing your preference for short women
• Having an obsession with femboys
• Finding Belle Delphine attractive

Redditor: Dude, it’s not weird, I just like when girls are 4 feet tall!
Other redditor: Oh yeah bro, that’s so cute and funny.
Normal Guy: Ew dude, that’s some reddit pedophilia if I’ve ever seen it.
Pedophile: I agree.

by LGBT-Definitions January 9, 2025

Reddit

A place where people that don't have a girlfriend tell other people that don't have a girlfriend what it's like to have a girlfriend

I found some nice memes on Reddit

by EndZoneProd_YT April 20, 2021

Reddit

Basically if the Soviet Union made a social media website

"Why is Reddit so pro-left???"
"Idk maybe it was made by the Soviets."

by A really big weirdo June 22, 2025