by Barry O'Neal January 18, 2009
Get the Cuntservative mug.Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.
"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."
by PK001 March 4, 2008
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Left wing politician #1: "Whoah that conservative lad sure knows how to plan sustainability of natural resources with economics.
Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".
Conservationalist: "Damn straight."
Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".
Conservationalist: "Damn straight."
by Crackoline March 12, 2015
Get the conservationalist mug.The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.
Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.
Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass
Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass
by Shmeat Your Maker May 23, 2018
Get the Conservation Of Ass mug.Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on
John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!
by Thicc_doggo June 12, 2018
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1.Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I think about how my life has no meaning. Becoming a member of the The Water Panda Conservation Project (WPCP) will make me appear to be a good person with a life purpose.
by DFresh03 December 29, 2010
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by Q47 January 2, 2009
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