E-Coli conservatism

political belief in cutting government costs even if such cuts result in devastating harm.

We have E-Coli conservatism to thank for lead in children's toys, unsafe non-prescription drugs, and dangerous spinach.

by Una Malachica January 12, 2009

Democratic conservatism

Democratic conservatism is characterized by a set of values and beliefs that is distinct from liberalism such as an emphasis on small government, moralism, and individualism. In contrast to classical liberalism, conservatism emphasizes the rule of law, traditional social and moral standards, and respect for authority. It also holds that society should be regulated to preserve the traditional order. In the United States, Democratic conservatism is an ideology that is mostly associated with the Republican Party, though it has a history in the Democratic Party their views on foreign policy, social issues, and military affairs have been criticized. Modern Democratic conservatism believes that religion, civil rights, traditional family values, and free markets should be supported, but that government should be limited, and the federal government should be restructured to be more efficient. They hijacked the Republican Party after the 1990s and began to use the Republican Party to promote their ideology which was the opposition to liberal policies such as abortion, gun control, gay rights, and environmentalism. In other words, they are the Dixiecrats of the 21st century.

Democratic conservatism in the United States is the main reason why Republicans are accused of racism and homophobia.

by Doctor WTF November 15, 2022

Cuntservative

Any right-wing conservative female.

Sara Palin is such a cuntservative and I wish she would shut up!

by Barry O'Neal January 18, 2009

Law of conservation of hardness

Law of conservation of hardness says that when one man gets a hard-on, another man has to become soft.

"Foster was banging this hot chick the other day when I walked in on them. I was watching them going at it and was getting a hard-on and at that same moment foster saw me there with a boner a lost his boner. This is the Law of conservation of hardness at its best."

by PK001 March 4, 2008

conservationalist

An environmentalist that reifys the union of fundamental conservative political values along with environmental sustainability.

Left wing politician #1: "Whoah that conservative lad sure knows how to plan sustainability of natural resources with economics.

Left wing politician #2: "Yeah, except they they're doing so without spiking taxes on unnecessary sectors of the economy like we do".

Conservationalist: "Damn straight."

by Crackoline March 12, 2015

Conservation Of Ass

The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.

Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.

Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass

by Shmeat Your Maker May 23, 2018

Environmental Conservation Police

Overpaid and clueless assholes who are easier stupidest cops ever. They drive around state parks in their shitty trucks harassing innocent people who catch too many fish or park on the grass. They dress like State Troopers, but have half the IQ of one. Needless to say, they are the ones who didn't have balls to be real cops. They are also one of the things the State wastes their budget on

John: I usually have respect for police, but cop was such an asswipe. He screamed at me for not having a valid fishing license and stole my fishing gear!
Joe: No wonder. He's with the Environmental Conservation Police!

by Thicc_doggo June 12, 2018