Skip to main content

Conservative

A party that consists of boomers that don't give a shit about conserving anything except the GDP, guns and Israel.
Most conservatives bitch about the status quo only to just whine and do nothing about it.
by Jon Dil Dough March 11, 2023
mugGet the Conservative mug.

Conservative

An individual who is on the right side of the political spectrum, also known as Republicans. Contrary to popular belief, (among libtards) the majority of Conservatives are NOT fascists, A.K.A Nazis. Conservatives are also quite the polar opposite of liberals. For example, Conservatives are Pro-Gun, while Liberals are not. Conservatives are Pro-Life, while (Some/most) Liberals are not. Below is an example of a conversation between a Liberal/Communist (However you want to view it) and a conservative/fascist (Again, however you want to view it).
Conservative: What is a fetus?

Liberal: An unborn human being?

Conservative: Correct, now since they are human, do you think should have human rights?

Liberal: Yes!

Conservative: So, if a doctor kills the unborn human, should it be crime and the doctor or parent be charged with murder?

(Scenario 1) Liberal: Hmmmmmm... I guess so.

(Scenario 2) Libtard: No, because I think abortion is good and a human right!
by I_like_hotdogs:) November 1, 2025
mugGet the Conservative mug.

White Conservative Paranoia

A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.

Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:

Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).

“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)

“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)

“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)

The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.

Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.

We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
by Yetiiscool August 22, 2021
mugGet the White Conservative Paranoia mug.

CONservative

Con - Prefix meaning against.
Servative - One who supposedly serves others.
He tried to get a response from his elected official, forgetting the politician is a CONservative who ONLY represents his own interests and the sketchy, ultra wealthy, shadowy, right wingers and Republicans who own him!
by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 27, 2023
mugGet the CONservative mug.

minute conservative

It means adjective meaning fast in actions and deeds.
Marimoto, is a minute conservative person, he is a fast replying Dr.
by man!? May 18, 2017
mugGet the minute conservative mug.

Conservative

A person claiming genocidist, racist, misogynist, homophobic, transphobic, anti-labor moral values tending toward monopoly preservation and institutions of fascist control like prisons, police, and the military. Conservatives steal native land and BIPOC labor and live off the struggles of others.
Conservatives voted for Trump. Gerrymandering is a conservative virtue. Conservatives love fascist dictators like Bolsanaro.
by Bikeopeli June 6, 2023
mugGet the Conservative mug.

Full-Diaper Conservative

A conservative who publicly humiliates themself in the name of owning the libs.
“Who is that girl wearing a diaper at the Turning Point, USA tent over there?”

“Oh that’s Kaitlin Bennet, she’s a full-diaper conservative.”

“Oh I know her, didn’t she poop her pants at a Kent State frat party?”
by JebShallRiseAgain November 1, 2020
mugGet the Full-Diaper Conservative mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email