the initial stage to delusion (or might be a centrist). If you know a conservative, get them out of that lifestyle as soon as possible or they may fall into deeper delusion such as white nationalism or fascism.
Bob is a conservative, he only watches PragerU and Fox News and think anybody to the left of Reagan is a communist.
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Get the Conservative mug.A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:
“Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).
“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)
“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)
“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)
The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.
Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.
We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
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As Jenny needed her phone to call a cab later but had minimal battery left, she was faced with the Battery Conservation Paradox. Did she dare attempt to turn off her phone lest it die completely?
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Girl 1: Did you call her yesterday?
Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
Girl 2: Yes, but she didn't didn't answer; she's a minute conservative.
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Tim: You guys see that post Brandon shared about how Obama eats Grey Poupon?
Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.
Greg: Don't listen to him, he's just a Keyboard Conservative.
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