trouser snack 

Wiener wrapped in a biscuit.

Joe came over for dinner and nibbled on a trouser snack. "My oh my, may I have another?"

trouser snack by Billindatheory January 22, 2009

trouser trout

"Trouser Trout" is the male equivalent of the female "Camel Toe". The Trouser Trout is visible when the male is aroused or when the pants are very tight. Some would say, the trouser trout is rising for the hatch.

Dick refused to stand when answering the question because he was packing a lunker of a "Trouser Trout". His Trouser Trout was in spawn mode as Dick eyed Jane's and Sally's budding camel toes.

trouser trout by pseudoman6 October 13, 2016

Trouser Snake 

thing you'll touch if you squeews my sock

like a thrid leg

Trouser Snake by jack-u-late June 8, 2003

trouser gobbler 

well, what the fuck do YOU think it means?

some cunning linguists are merely trouser gobblers in drag...

trouser gobbler by poodlewrestler November 10, 2003

trouser chili 

A famous chili mix made at a chili pub in San Fran. The chili is poured out of a sewn up pant leg.

I just shit some trouser chili and it ran down into my new Jordan's...theres $200 down the drain!!

trouser chili by Anonymous September 25, 2003

trouser jihad 

when guys redundantly kick each other nuts untill they one surrenders, the last man standings dick must in fact be holier cause some superior holy power must be protecting that guy's dick

in order to figure out who would get ashley we had a trouser jihad

trouser jihad by Ashley Walsh July 6, 2006

Trouser Gravy 

Running shit.

My after drinking that dark beer all night I have mad trouser gravy today.

Trouser Gravy by Tom Braski December 14, 2003