Its how the Clevand Browns get a 0-100 record
You should really change that saran wrap defense
by ACKACKACK123987 January 28, 2018
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A defense used for charges of indecent exposure. First used in Davenport case where a man had his wife testify that he was not well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen his penis from about 35 feet away.
by The real Lappy May 26, 2010
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When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do
Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!”
Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”
by Will4021 October 25, 2023
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Hoppy's play-style is "Mad Defensive" e.g. running and bowing.
Guy 1: Damn, this guy is playing so mad defensive
Guy 2: *runs and bows*
by Spambow April 3, 2016
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when you have a defender that is "meat riding" you without actually playing defense
"Yo, let's play these niggas"

"nah man he play white boy defense"
by yxrick November 11, 2018
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If you know your offense is struggling, and you feel like mice, there's the story about the two mice in the cream. The first one drowned, but the second one kept struggling until itchurned the creme into butter and crawled out until it could walk again. Really though, when you decide what you will allow to happen (on defense), and whether you will let somebody else determine the pace or the fate of what happens, is what makes the difference between whether it is hard enough to seem impossible not to lose, or whether it is actually impossible to lose. If you're going to fight, fight as you and not to be like somebody else, that way they don't determine your fate.
Defense is what makes the difference between whether it's hard enough to seem impossible to win with 93 points, and ehether it is impossible. If you give up before the end, it really will be impossible.
by Solid Mantis April 16, 2021
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What you allow to happen will. Your opponent won't pass up an oppurtunity, so usually it's defense faaling asleep instead up waking up and fighting to the end that makes the difference in what will happen. When you let an opponent control your fate, they always will, every time.
Defense waking up can keep even an unlikely thing possible, even if offense has been struggling.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
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