Self Defense

When a white person attacks you unprovoked

"The other day Jonathan caught me with his girl and he tried to self defense me!"

by SmeeveJeeve April 22, 2025

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

Let Me Smack Your Attack And Defense Assualtu By The Sunflower Seed

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

defensive

The gaslighter's bread and butter. The word you will most likely hear from them if you do anything other than acknowledge and accept their bullshit in some lame attempt to guilt trip you into doing it.

Gaslighter: *throws bullshit at victim*
Victim: *angrily reprimands gaslighter for it*
Gaslighter: "See, you're being defensive, stop it"

by Someone32143214 July 7, 2022

wet crotch defense

A chess opening (usually as a reaction to e4-...) whereby the black player starts pissing their pants as to confuse their opponent and force him/her into resignation.

She plays a mean wet crotch defense.

by Trollololololololololo July 30, 2024

Self-defensive Eye roll

A self-defensive eye roll: a justified rolling of the eye, after another person has rolled their eyes at you.

1: don’t roll your eyes at me
2: you did it first it’s a self-defensive eye roll
3: okay fine that’s true

by lilDICKtionary March 27, 2020

Mad Defensive

Hoppy's play-style is "Mad Defensive" e.g. running and bowing.

Guy 1: Damn, this guy is playing so mad defensive
Guy 2: *runs and bows*

by Spambow June 26, 2016

Fort Knox defensive

When someone gets so defensive, it’s like trying to break into Fort Knox, just ain’t gonna break through to them.

Me: “Damn you really gonna put ketchup on macaroni and cheese??”
Them: “Yeah, and you’d know better if you had some taste!”
Me: “DAMN, you don’t have to get Fort Knox defensive on me…”

by na-meme42 April 21, 2024