Good Luck Charlie defense

When you commit a couple low grade crimes on camera but posit that you did it to teach a toddler what not to do

Guy 1: “How did you get off? They literally have you on video robbing the store!”
Guy 2: “I used the Good Luck Charlie defense.”

by Will4021 October 25, 2023

The McFly defense

A defense used for charges of indecent exposure. First used in Davenport case where a man had his wife testify that he was not well-endowed enough for a female postal worker to have seen his penis from about 35 feet away.

I got off the charges using the McFly defense

by The real Lappy May 26, 2010

In self defense

The university of Guelph Ontario Canada using its artillery for humane society treatment of mongrels, and coyotes

In self defense lock and load Eminem insured one shot.

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

self defense

basicly beating your meat

bro i just commited self defense

by ekkkekekkekekeke January 3, 2021

Vagina defense

The super tight defense of a any boxer or mma fighter.

Never penetrated.

It looks like he's blocking all of those shots.

Yes, he does have good vagina defense.

by Mr.Movado October 4, 2011

self defense rape

Pretty self explanatory. It’s when in an act of self defense you rape the attacker to de-escalate the situation.

Someone tried to mug me in the alley near Tom’s sandwiches. I was forced to use self defense rape.

by Saddam Huessein the second March 23, 2023

Israel Defense Forces

Literally the best army in the world. Assembled from 3 branches - air, sea and land, it is the most powerful military in the middle east, and one of the most powerful in the world. The IDF has won every single one of the 7 wars it has fought since its establishment in 1948.

"Man how I love seeing the Israel Defense Forces operate. They are so cool!"

by Sdag327 December 28, 2023