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Melanesia 

An island territory in the pacific that stretches from Fiji to West Papua.

Inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.
European Explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. Now i got blood all over me bloody english muffin and cup of tea.

Chief Kuloolai: Welcome to Melanesia motherfucker. What you thought this was?? Polynesia?? get the fuck outta here!
Melanesia by Alphonse Dau November 17, 2009
Really good person will help and listen to anyone even if they don’t get along she will always help the needed ones.
She is very nice but don’t want to get on her bad side cause you will loss, and she will win. Short person, if your nice to her she’ll be nice but if you give her attitude she’ll give it back. If she has a problem or she hears someone talk bad about her she WONT stay quite she also very smart mostly at math so you can beat her at that. She’ll NEVER hurt them she’ll be loya but wild, when it comes to relationships she’ll be good and be loyal, good to bring at party’s. She likes sport she would mind being
On a team.Over all she will be nice,funny,sportyish, smart
I would really love to have a Melani in my life or In a relationship
Melani by Girls&boys March 4, 2018

Meanie-Bo-Beenie 

Someone who is mean. they are being called mean for whatever reason in a childish manor.
parent: whats wrong Jonnie?
Jonnie: Jack is being a meanie-bo-beenie!

Melanincholy 

A state of sadness caused by witnessing black people suffer.

Melanincholy is a result of systemic racism, the continuing economic inequalities, the white racist ideologies and attitudes created to maintain and rationalize white privilege and power, and last but not least, the police brutalities towards black people.
Black girl: Hey what's wrong? You seem down?

White man: I just watched a video of black man getting beaten to death by the cops. I feel sad, depressed, angry and I want to do something about it, but I don't know what to do.

Black woman: Ah, you're feeling melanincholy.

White man: Dude! That's exactly how I feel. Thank you for explaining my feelings to me. I feel so much better now. I'm going to post a black square on Instagram! #BLACKLIVESMATTER

Black Woman: That's amazing! What would we do without you.
Melanincholy by Mahogany man June 6, 2020

Donald and Melania 

A married couple that are rarely seen together.
“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”
Donald and Melania by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Meanie-bag 

Either a bag designed to contain meanies, or a bag with meanie-like qualities.
Given the bag we used to round up those meanies also somehow stubbed my toe, this is a meanie-bag in both ways! Well, I'll be a jerkface deluxe!
Meanie-bag by Nom de plumes of smoke September 1, 2010