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Melanie

When someone grabs you by the keks/trollies and gives them a right good yank so the material goes right up your front bottom. The anterior equivalent of a Melvin or hungry bum/wedgie.
"Jesus H Christ Derrick! You gave me such as Melanie that I think I just spat out my cliterous."
by Tubbycodger March 16, 2024
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melanie

melanie is pretty,smart,funny,kind,giving,she has an amazing smile amazing hair amazing dark eyes you could stare into forever shes too perfect to describe sometimes shell want to talk alot but other times shell want you to be quite so you have to be careful she is determined to finish something she started and can be the best person ever if she opens up to you dont break her heart though because she will never forget you shes the perfect embodiement of a girl especially if her last name is mendoza then shes perfect but most of the time none of the guys will like her but one special one because of her kindness but that one lucky guy wont ever break her heart and will be the most loyal person ever
I wish i could date melanie
by stuffed bear November 14, 2022
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The human embodiment of an arse trumpet
splooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooof.

Sounds like Melanie is nearby
by Bukawow May 2, 2020
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MELANIE

SHE IS BEAUTIFUL AND IS BETTER THAN ANYONE ELSE IN THE WHOLE WORLD!! HAS A LOT OF SIBLINGS
melanie is th ebest person ever
by melhw July 9, 2021
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Melanie Martinez

melanie martinez is a singer, songwriter, actress, and director

she has made 3 albums (crybaby, k-12, portals) and 4 eps (dollhouse ep, crybaby's extra clutter, afterschool ep)

facts:

1. she's very pretty

2. she has amazing music
by SaturnEditz July 28, 2023
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Melanie

Melanie smellanie jellanie.
A lesbian lover with small toes and fingers.

Hates everyone.
by 12345hahah November 23, 2021
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A short Dora lookin ass bitch who has a drug addiction and has a foot long dick
Melanie Is gay
by Coo1grl November 22, 2021
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