Off-Puck Defense

When the opponent uses the CPU players to play defense on 1 on 1's and 2 on 2's. This allows the defencemen to keep a proper gap, because the actual opponent cannot.

"Dude my uncle was playing Off-Puck Defense. What a bitch."

by dpass19 April 7, 2020

Verbal Trigger Defense

The defense wherein disagreeing in it, the sayer proves a point and the disagreer only makes it harder for themself. It's sometimes justified in order for the disagreer to expose any horrible truths.

Robert: "How come the system is like this? Please answer me right now. Why do I have to pay this much student loans? Is this corrupt."

Businessman: "No, this is not corrupt in the slightest and your opinion is wrong. A Verbal Trigger Defense won't help you in the slightest. Yes, everyone knows we're corrupt now but you still have to pay jack you filthy oaf."

by Leidgima-Bawelson September 10, 2020

Anal Bead Self Defense

When you pull anal beads out of your butt to attack someone who is attacking you

I was walking down the street and got attacked but used anal bead self defense to escape.

by Frucé man XX68_69 August 9, 2020

Toilet Tower Defense

Shitler Penwer Gayfense is the most mediocre, garbage, and Brainrot game in all of roblox history. it includes weird, and delusional kids with brains turned to chewed food. It also includes low-quality towers, gamblers, and p2w assholes who are also a kid who stole their mommy's credit card.
Shame on the GOAT's TDS and TDX for statpadding shitlet penwer gayfense

TOILET TOWER DEFENSE IZ OLD AND THE BEST GAME ON ROBLOX!!!!! THEY HAVE BETTER MOGGING THAN TDS

by TTDis_shit May 23, 2024

Defense

To murder indiscriminately, especially in cases where rich people hide a lot of murdering behind opaque political procedures

The Ministry of Defense just ordered 200 more Nelson Type 2 Missile Activated Hospital Implosionary Warheads to enact tactical defense maneuvers overseas. Our tax dollars at work!

by peacenik patty December 31, 2023

Anti Mormon Defense Wall

The Rocky Mountains, on the Coloradan side.

"Thank fuck for the anti Mormon defense wall, some of them get through occasionally, but we're still allowed to buy more than just 3.2 beer."

by Craig Chompson December 28, 2019

Goblin Defense

"The Goblin Defense" is a legal term popularized by the streamer / youtuber vash. This legal term is Used when someone is accused of being a pedophile such as vash, and his legal counter argument to it is. I thought they were short stacks Like how goblins are drawn in porn.

"The vibe that I got was like short stack thick Kind of thing you know what I mean uh Like the way uh like goblins get drawn in porn" aka the Goblin Defense

by Thelegalturkey February 12, 2024