Israel Defense Forces

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.

Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.

by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024

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Diarrhea Defense

When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.

I got out of dinner tonight by using the diarrhea defense. Worked like a charm!

by Preston J. Smith April 2, 2022

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Defense

I was just thinking about Chael Sonnen's criticism of the Francis (I'm not going to try to spell Ngannu and I'm not going to google it) vs Tyson Fury decision (And I know this eas a while ago) and...

Hym "Whst his steroid addled mind fails to grasp is that BOXING judges score for defense in a way that UFC judges do not. So, a 10/8 isn't going to win a decision if literally every other punch misses and you get jabbed 40 times a round. Now, the converse is that if UFC judges scored for defense in the same way... Sean Strickland beats Dricus. If BOXING judges scored for damage Francis wins the decision."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2024

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First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

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