Defense

I was just thinking about Chael Sonnen's criticism of the Francis (I'm not going to try to spell Ngannu and I'm not going to google it) vs Tyson Fury decision (And I know this eas a while ago) and...

Hym "Whst his steroid addled mind fails to grasp is that BOXING judges score for defense in a way that UFC judges do not. So, a 10/8 isn't going to win a decision if literally every other punch misses and you get jabbed 40 times a round. Now, the converse is that if UFC judges scored for defense in the same way... Sean Strickland beats Dricus. If BOXING judges scored for damage Francis wins the decision."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2024

Bullfighter Defense

When the player on defense is afraid of the ball and gets out of the way when the opposing team runs by, similar to a bullfighting matador

Despite all the practice, many of the players on the team use bullfighter defense.

by Midnight polarbear March 7, 2013

Israel Defense Forces

A bunch of violently fascist losers who carry out the agenda of an apartheid state. They typically like to focus on eradicating civilians - generally, women and children are their favorite targets.

Do you know what the Israel Defense Forces do?

Them? They commit genocide.

by jane doe 33445566 August 17, 2024

Defensive Dick

The ability to block and defend against gay mens offensive dick.

"Today I used my defensive dick to block Gary's offensive dick."

by Dino Marcockass May 9, 2018

First time prisoner defense

The first time prisoner defense is a self-defense move which involves pooping yourself or your pants in order to avoid being raped.

This can be done by both men and women in any context, but was popularized as a grimy prison tactic.

"Damn, I heard George is going to prison for murder. I hope he brings lube hahaha"

"Hahaha I hope he tries the first time prisoner defense out."

by BadgerNoise February 26, 2022

Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.

Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Lord Negative's Defense

Lord Negative's Defense (or LND) is a good server that targets bad communities on the internet.

Join Lord Negative's Defense lol

by frzld January 6, 2021