Melanie is the most beautiful azzlack girl you ever know. shes so special because her mommy is russian and turkish and her daddy is kasachstan and Tschetschenien. she is an azzlack but she can also be sooo cute that you want to eat her. even if she has mecces eyebrows shes the most beautiful girl. her hair is longer than your future omg and shes so sweet small and skinny. if you have beef with her you better kill yourself bcause she can make your life to hell, so dont fuck with her. you need respect even if you are 2 meter bigger than her because she has angst vor nobody. she hates bitches and all bitches cant say something because its Melanie! i love you Melanie my mofugga girl -
Mustafa: oh look, theres Melanie!
Kevin Jeremy: ohh never have beef with her she will fuck your life
isabel: shes my babygirl
Kevin Jeremy: ohh never have beef with her she will fuck your life
isabel: shes my babygirl
by isa killer January 12, 2018
Dumb bitch whos obsessed with watching naked game shows in class.. Shes supposedly friendzones people but everyone knows she wishes...... big time
by Ninjawarrior69 July 11, 2019
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by jesus lover 1234 November 23, 2021
Either the sweetest and most gentle girl you will ever meet or the most two-faced, conniving, narcissistic bitch in the galaxy. Both variants will put up a front of being kind and caring so you won't know which one they are until you inevitably get fucked over.
Person 1: I'm thinking of inviting Melanie on the trip with us.
Person 2: Wait, Melanie A. or Melanie T.?
Person 1: Melanie T.
Person 2: Oh thank god, I hate Melanie A.
Person 2: Wait, Melanie A. or Melanie T.?
Person 1: Melanie T.
Person 2: Oh thank god, I hate Melanie A.
by 2cool2paytaxes July 4, 2023