A bowel movement characterized by loud grunting, deep exhale noises and an awful odor. Derived from old men who have no shame in public bathrooms who just let it go no matter who is the bathroom during or after.

-- often happens to mid 20s men who had too much to drink the night before. (Similar to beer shits but worse)
Dude, I just totally old manned the toilet in the bar!
by MikkBretly February 25, 2011
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Johnnys favourite sexual action, needs it daily to function
Johnny loves a good old fashioned rimjob
by Amiee3712 June 19, 2019
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A kid who kissed pictures to get unbanned from the mafia games discord
Stfu old Vito go kiss paper again
by Mafia game videos January 20, 2023
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It's a golden year also the year you realise your youth is truly almost over
It's the kind of year where people expect you to have realised your potential or to be married already and have babies already

The year in which all your dreams are a realised if you are a responsible individual who works hard and have not experienced any unprecedented circumstances -Written by a 23/24 yr old
28 years old is

Oh wow so you're 28 now
Congratulations!
You've been alive for 28 years now.
Hopefully you've done something awesome with your life
by misfit mentality May 7, 2023
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When your patient slathers his snack pack all over his testicles.
I walked in and my patient had old pudding balls!
by Baller7264RN May 9, 2017
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