Desk Vultures

What you and your co workers become when someone leaves the office for other employment.

One coworker says to another "Dang girl, you should have seen it this morning. They were tall over that empty cubical like a flock of desk vultures"

by Purpledove711 November 15, 2019

Hype Vulture

Hipsters that circle potential sources of culture, swooping in whenever something begins to generate hype and ruining said thing for the rest of us. Once something is attacked by a hype vulture, all further observers must be wary of being accused of being a hype vulture themselves.

I went to the WU LYF show but it was full of hype vultures.

by pandajack0 August 2, 2011

comedy vulture

A person, corporation, etc. who uses quotes, sayings, or memes long after they have become unfunny

Person 1: Dude, did you hear about that comedian who went on last night?
Person 2: Yeah. Total comedy vulture.
Person 1: I know, right? I mean, all he did was quote dumb, popular shows and memes from fucking 2009!
Person 2: Yeah. Crap like him is why I don't attend comedy shows.

by True Isopod February 1, 2018

vulture

a person (in a video game) who takes other people's kills or only attacks weakened opponents. other words include: vultured, vulturing

This vulture keeps fucking chasing me whenever I'm red bar!

by pussack August 6, 2018

Vulture mentality

Vulture mentality is when during school, you open some sort of food item, and everyone else swarms around you and asks for some

Absolute vultures. These bastards know the way of the vulture mentality

by drowmam May 3, 2022

ATM vulture

1.A woman who is always around to have access to a man's money.
2.A gravedigger who marries an old man,staying around till he dies to withdraw his cash/inheritance.

A: My girlfriend is always asking for money.
B: Sounds like you got yourself an ATM vulture.

by Kodiak October 15, 2023

Drama Vulture

Someone who feeds off of others' drama

Id say 'accident' for now. Get your friends to organize a family therapist, at some point they'll find out its suicide and you need to make sure it's age appropriate. Identify the drama vultures and avoid them, they'll blab and blab loudly and you don't want them finding out too soon from the wrong person.

There will be drama vultures, usually loud, usually easy to vocal, unable to change the topic, they'll push their way in, they'll want to talk about it for hours when all you'll want to do is relax and grieve. Just avoid them and put your friends in interference. r/u/JesstheJaffa

by underthesand May 29, 2015