Taxing

To raise the cost of something way over the price.

They are taxing for the beers at the Marlin's game.

by Wutsdaplan July 31, 2008

Taxes

why I hate the government with all of my soul.

Plz fuck off, taxes!

by This Is A fuck win March 1, 2018

Taxes

That thing you don't get taught about in school.

"What the hell are taxes."

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) March 18, 2016

taxes

The other thing guaranteed in life besides death.

Death and taxes are two things you can not escape in this world. Believe me, I tried to escape both and now I am screwed.

by Mr. MD January 23, 2007

taxed

stolen. to have something taken from you without your permission or consent, and without the intention to be returned.

dam, someone broke into my house last night and taxed my T.V.

by Bogan Bob May 21, 2004

Tax

Verb. - To steal.
Noun. (Taxer) - Thief

"Javier taxed Mike's unix book, and Mike kicked Javiers ass for being a taxer."

by Bob March 13, 2003

taxes

Another necessary evil perpetrated by the government, which is itself a necessary evil. While many people disagree over just how much taxes they need to pay, it is stunningly obvious that we need to pay some taxes. Running the country, after all, isn't a part-time job.

The general reaction to taxes is high, usually because people are very attached to the small green slips of paper they call 'money.'

1: I'm a Democrat! I want higher taxes!
2: I'm a Republican! I want lower taxes!
3: I'm an Urban Dictionarian! I want no taxes!

by Daedalus January 7, 2004