Siberian crown

The act of holding your victim down in a snowdrift and defecating upon their head.

My girlfriend has been giving me the silent treatment since I gave her a Siberian crown.

by RussianDave March 6, 2014

siberian camel

The act of making love through rubbing your buttcheeks against your lover's while simultaneously stimulating your partner with pelvic gas noises, and sometimes runny chunks of feces.

Camel and Masha gave each other a naughty stare, turned around, and performed a siberian camel.

by CaseNerd555 September 27, 2009

siberian splitter

The result of the crotchal inseam of a man’s pants, usually jeans, in which the seam tightens while in a seated position, splitting the left and right testicles evenly, placing one on either side of the seam, leaving an obvious visual print of each of the separated testicles with a gap of 1/2”- 1” down the middle. This makes the appearance of two separate testicles, free to travel in their own separate direction free and independent of one another. A common issue with jeans such as Wrangler (Stranglers) and other cowboy type nut hugger cut pantelones.

If left untreated or unrelieved long enough, it may take several hours to days for the two testicles to reunite.

I like to buy my jeans so tight in the crotch, that they cause an immediately noticeable and impressive Siberian Splitter, just to let the ladies know I have testicular talent, upon first glance.

by P-Nut December 13, 2019

Siberian Sunglasses

Performed only during the winter, the sexual act of ejaculating into someone's eyes and then kicking them outside into the snow, causing the jizz to freeze over their eyes.

"GAH SIBERIAN SUNGLASSES, I'M BLIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by A cold blind fool March 17, 2010

siberian sock

The action of slipping your foot entirely into a woman's vagina.

Dude, my feet were so cold last night. Thank God, my girlfriend was over, I used her as a siberian sock.

by Daveeed July 30, 2005

Siberian Snowball

An act that involves two "players", whereby one participant receives semen in their oral orifice. This is followed by the insertion of a Ferrero Rocher into the mouth of said participant, which is then transfered along with the ejaculatory fluid into the other "player's" muzzle. Once this stage has been completed, the initial participant receives a sticky load square on the mug for being such a filthy little cocksucker.

Edgar spent all week fantasising about the Siberian Snowball that had been promised to him by Charley Twaddle the Third.

by Karlukeydookey December 19, 2010

siberian waterhose

Slapping your significant other with your penis wile yelling- "TASTE THE MAGIC!!"

I'M gonna give your woman a Siberian waterhose

by Sloppy Mcfatass August 6, 2015