kitten surprise 

the art of putting a kitten and a puppy in a blender. then pouring the concoction into a 7 year old's rectum, and pour it in. then finding Taiwanese hooker to sacrifice one of a newborn children and feed it to the 7 year old child. then shove a long stick into the 7 year old's anus and pushing the mixture into its stomach. after the child is full of the kitten, puppy, and baby; have sex with him missionary style (in order to be sure that the mixture is properly stirred up). then take a razor blade and cut him open and have intercourse with his innards. Finally feeding the smoothie of blood, semen, kitten, puppy, feces and vomit to the hooker.

the product of when four demented children get together. Kitten surprise.

kitten surprise by Nurse Jenny December 13, 2012

kitten syndrom 

it not being able to stop saying the none r nword

mf: huh
mf 2 damn nigga i got kitten syndrome my nigga

kitten syndrom by tightbussy77789 January 12, 2022

Kitten Snorkling 

The sexual act in which a man blows hot air from his mouth into a woman's open vaginal cavity, causing the vagina to let out small quiffs.

Also used as a type of kink foreplay

"Sounds like John is busy in there Kitten Snorkling his girlfriend"

Kitten Snorkling by Kitten_Delicious December 9, 2009

kitten swag 

When your kitten is so cool and awesome

Mr. Boots, my new grey tabby, has kitten swag!

kitten swag by Katherine Kat October 24, 2012

rainbow kitten surprise 

the sexual act of taking your girl, throwing her up into the air, smacking her ass, having her land on your cock, and putting a phat nutt right in her pussy

me: damn girl, you tryna get sum fucc?
her: aight but only if you rainbow kitten surprise me

rainbow kitten surprise by awholepenisinmybutt June 16, 2018

kitten snowboard 

When your partner shits so hard they invert their asshole, and you then proceed to give them a rim job.

Hey bob I heard Dave gave your sister a kitten snowboard." "Yeah dude, that was super nice of him, an injury like that could easily become infected if not properly cleaned.

kitten snowboard by pseudonym1424 October 26, 2010

kitten squishing 

Verb:

To teabag new born kittens still in their embriotic sacks.

Last night, I had so much fun kitten squishing.

kitten squishing by jacob dublubdub November 29, 2011