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dented can 

a single girl over 30 who has been in and out of relationships and is mentally traumatized by her inability to find a stable relationship with a man. The condition gets worst after 35. After 40 they become an old maid.

It's like a can that you kicked down the street when you were a kid. It started out as a nice can but by the time you and all the other kids finished kicking the can, it was all dented up and nobody liked it any more so everyone just left it as garbage.
dented can by Mike Ouellette December 8, 2004
Related Words

Fat Dented 

When you sit on a couch so long you indent the seat and it now sags in
" Dad has trouble getting off the couch because its indented, he fat dented it"
Fat Dented by Chevymandan May 4, 2016

Twinky Dinked 

A term used for a undercover bisexual male, who enjoys pleasing other men with his tongue ring, while having 2 other men feeding him double anal pleasure.
I'm so in the mood to get twinky dinked tonight.
Twinky Dinked by Groovious February 9, 2019

Wing Dinged 

Rob wing dinged himself last night and now has tennis elbow.
Wing Dinged by Jboo420 May 21, 2020

Dined at the y

Dined at the y. Spreading a girls legs wide so you can eat dining on her pussy; The act of cunnilingus; going down on a girl; eating dining a girl out, licking pussy to make her cum.
"Took my girl out to eat last night, dined at the y." "She like it when I eat there."
Dined at the y by seemymick January 9, 2017
Getting really drunk.

A cool way of saying "Lets get really drunk tonight"

becomes;

"Lets get dented tonight"

Just like getting: hammered, smashed, dickered, loaded, wasted.
--Yo, wanna get dented tonight at the party James?

-Sure man, haven't gotten really dented in a while

--Alright, i'll see you there.
Dented by kelppp January 7, 2012