by Scrappy SamCat January 28, 2009
When you are in a sistuation with two or more hot girls, and you can not identify the hotter girl or whichone you would sleep with.
Dave: Look at all these hot chicks!
Steve: Which one would you sleep with?
Dave: All of them.
Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.
Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)
Steve: Which one would you sleep with?
Dave: All of them.
Steve: Yeah, but if you had to pick just one.
Dave: ... (Coitus Conundrum)
by Bagseven May 20, 2010
Person 1:I had the best sex last night
Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt
Person 2: yea I bet you did I see your coitus cream on ur shirt
by Conker1 October 5, 2018
Noun. A form of contraception where a man squeezes the base of his penis immediately prior to ejaculation so that the semen is diverted to the bladder.
Woman: Quagmire you forgot to buy a condom!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!
Quagmire : Don't worry darlin', tonight I'm using Coitus saxonicus! Giggity!
by Quagman November 21, 2012
by ZiggyFTW December 3, 2010
sexual practice in which the penis is withdrawn prior to ejaculation to prevent the deposit of sperm into the vagina
my girlfriend sprang coitus interruptus on me the other night when she was riding me cowgirl style and i ended up with a belly full of sperm.
by hal March 26, 2004
by D and A June 6, 2005