Origins: Leicester, England
Derived from "guarding it"

(verb) to be in the process of looking after something, or keeping something safe.
Two young men having a discussion about whose responsibility it was to look after one of their pints outside a pub*

1: I told you to look after my pint
2: If you cared so much about your pint, you'd be in there gardening!
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gahr-dn noun
1. a plot of ground, usually near a house, where flowers, shrubs, vegetables, fruits, or herbs are cultivated.
2. a move when during sexual intercourse with three people one partner sticks a hand in the girls vagina and another partner in her ass, and a high five is initiated in between.
X: Dude that was so hardcore last night.
Y: Yeah we gardened that girl so hard she's in the hospital and had to get stiches.
X: SHITTTT! I don't even think the Garden is legal in Texas.
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Where your mom grows her azaleas!!!
Hey asshole, my dog just took a shit in your garden!!!
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The Garden of Eden; a safehouse; a place where no one can die or be harmed.
Person 1: Man, I need a safehouse.

Person 2: No such thing, unless you live in the Garden.
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a complete weirdo or strange deranged child with severe mental deficits
mark he's such a gardener
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