A Doctor is someone who goes to school for up to 16 years after they graduate high school, only to lose their job and liscense on their first day because some family filed a malpractice lawsuit because he couldn't save their doomed-in-the-first-place family member.
Jon went to school until he was 32 to become a Doctor, but on his first day when he failed to save his patient who had a failing liver and could not have been saved anyway, the family filed a malpractice lawsuit against him and he lost his job, liscense to practice, 16 years of his life, and several hundred thousand dollars in school tuition fees. Isn't the American Legal System great?
by MMM_TAIYAKI March 2, 2007
man: how did you do that?
woman: is their a word for total screaming genius, that sounds humble and a little bit sexy?
Man: Doctor, you can call me Doctor.
woman: I see what you did there.
woman: is their a word for total screaming genius, that sounds humble and a little bit sexy?
Man: Doctor, you can call me Doctor.
woman: I see what you did there.
by Giant Whovian May 5, 2013
by =[LLC]= July 9, 2005
A tired, overworked, ex-visionary.
by Darkhorse1-6 August 1, 2017
Someone who has spent 11-16 years of training after high school and over hundreds of thousands of dollars to become certified as a doctor.
by Geoffrey March 16, 2005
The man who makes sure you living and in perfect health. They work 24/7 and save people's lives and what do they get? Hate
by The Jester of Madness! September 20, 2015
by hmswartz04 May 6, 2020