Noun.
A tampon is either a clever ginger or vampire with an affinity for himself. At first a tampon will seem like a multidimensional and enticing human being. This is how they lure their victims in. Often the victim of a tampon only realizes that the tampon is indeed just a tampon after they are in too deep. There are 2 main give-aways of a tampon - The paleness and red hair. Their pale bodies are really just a white cotton stick and their "red hair" is really just a pile of bloody uteran lining. Often what we call string they think is something else.
Noun.
Some one who looks like a used tampon, and smells like one as well.
Adj.
Pertaining to being a tampon.
(i.e. That guy was so tampon)
A tampon is either a clever ginger or vampire with an affinity for himself. At first a tampon will seem like a multidimensional and enticing human being. This is how they lure their victims in. Often the victim of a tampon only realizes that the tampon is indeed just a tampon after they are in too deep. There are 2 main give-aways of a tampon - The paleness and red hair. Their pale bodies are really just a white cotton stick and their "red hair" is really just a pile of bloody uteran lining. Often what we call string they think is something else.
Noun.
Some one who looks like a used tampon, and smells like one as well.
Adj.
Pertaining to being a tampon.
(i.e. That guy was so tampon)
Girl: That ginger boy was such a self absorbed phoney. Gr, it gets to me how he brags about breaking hearts - so young.
Girl 2: Seriously, don't worry, he is just a tampon.
Girl 3: WHAT A TAMPON HEAD!!! he smell so fish fish.
Girl 2: Seriously, don't worry, he is just a tampon.
Girl 3: WHAT A TAMPON HEAD!!! he smell so fish fish.
by cat.eggs.creep. October 21, 2011
White girls are tampons.
by Marie ko September 26, 2010
A derogatory term for a newer-model Ford Mustang, usually when driven by a male simply for its macho-factor.
by NathanB April 24, 2008
A white tubular contraction (plasic/or cardboard) that holds white cotton that absorbs blood that pours out of your pussy during mensturation. Be sure to get the scented kind because your pussy could get kind of smelly at this time.
by Estaban Rodreguez November 10, 2007
by Jeff494 September 30, 2005
A sharp object inserted while having anal sex. It can sometimes be eaten by wolves and is common pray to Binosaurs and wetbacks. It's very common in masturbation and foreplay. It can smell like shit and is somtimes brown and somtimes it's pink. Normally owned by celeberities.
Nicole Richie went to the store to buy a Tampon but got attacked by wolves and wetbacks outside just moments after her purchase.
by shakabula January 14, 2007
by mamas boy December 21, 2005