A: What are you doing?
B: Playing Fortnite!
A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.
B: Playing Fortnite!
A: Ew what a loser that's like the opposite of reading a book.
by fortnitegod42069 April 24, 2023
Someone who reads only romance books is because the lack of romance in he/her life. They are either lonely and want to experience thru other people stories.
by lovely72636 October 25, 2023
(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
by anonymous_two September 23, 2008
1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
2. Joe: "Earth is round."
Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017
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by Lilmo Hatster May 1, 2010
Nightmares new youtube channel he made while dying in an endless void of negativity. With his book bag he managed to instead of pulling out the books pulled out 89 breakfast sandwiches and a possum.
"READING BOOKS WITH NIGHTMARE!"
"Today we are reading my book. Dying from a rotting apple."
"Chapter 1. The start."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHH I CANT FEEL MY EYES AND BODY IM FUCKING DYING AAAAAAAUGHHH-"
"2 seconds later. I started hacking up vommit and phlem. But it wasnt either, IT WAS FUCKING BLACK GOOP??"
"JESUS CHRIST I CANT FEEL MY TOES AND MY EYES!!! AUGHHHHH- AUAUGIOERWHGDSUYFGHIHBDHFGB-"
"He then died. We atleast thought."
"MY FUCKING BODY IS IS DISINIGRATING AND BURNING UNDER MY OWN WEIGHT!!!! IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE NOW!! NOW THE WHOLE DAMN VILLAGEEE!!! BROTHER YOUR A LITTLE SHIT IM COMING FOR YOU FIRST!!!!"
"He uh. He then killed the village and made his brother shit himself and turn to stone. With shit stains."
"But it wasnt him. It was that bitch nox. He fucking took over me. Yes im narrating. So? He fucking killed me. I want to kill him next."
"FUCKING HELP ME YOU FAT ROACHESSS!!!"
"And thats chapter 1. Im gonna recreate the apple incident now."
"BROTHER NO!"
"Today we are reading my book. Dying from a rotting apple."
"Chapter 1. The start."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGHHHHHHHH I CANT FEEL MY EYES AND BODY IM FUCKING DYING AAAAAAAUGHHH-"
"2 seconds later. I started hacking up vommit and phlem. But it wasnt either, IT WAS FUCKING BLACK GOOP??"
"JESUS CHRIST I CANT FEEL MY TOES AND MY EYES!!! AUGHHHHH- AUAUGIOERWHGDSUYFGHIHBDHFGB-"
"He then died. We atleast thought."
"MY FUCKING BODY IS IS DISINIGRATING AND BURNING UNDER MY OWN WEIGHT!!!! IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE NOW!! NOW THE WHOLE DAMN VILLAGEEE!!! BROTHER YOUR A LITTLE SHIT IM COMING FOR YOU FIRST!!!!"
"He uh. He then killed the village and made his brother shit himself and turn to stone. With shit stains."
"But it wasnt him. It was that bitch nox. He fucking took over me. Yes im narrating. So? He fucking killed me. I want to kill him next."
"FUCKING HELP ME YOU FAT ROACHESSS!!!"
"And thats chapter 1. Im gonna recreate the apple incident now."
"BROTHER NO!"
by Liv!Hakana May 23, 2023