Raccoon

An annoying little thing that goes through your trash and is a slur on the game known as Warframe.

Stacy: That guy is such a Raccoon

Karen: That's why I took the kids.

by Unironic Cloud Shrug March 21, 2019

Raccoon

Cindy's from iRO loki, her favorite animal in the whole world.

Cindy likes to have hug raccoons and sleep with them.

by Adam November 22, 2004

Raccoon

A racist that is always wrong. Basically a male Karen.

Raccoon stop playing Ana you suck and miss all your shots. Stick to Mercy

by itisfact July 1, 2021

Raccoonism

The religion and way of the raccoon, headed by a raccoon pope, and followed by raccoonmen. We belive in raccjesus.

Hey Aiden have you heard of raccoonism?

Aiden: silence young one, join us or die.

by Raccoonmansolderhottercousin April 7, 2021

Raccoons

Aka Trash Pandas Aka horrible tits

Trash tits that you wish were rounded and not like two raccoons tails

How am I going to wear this backless dress without a bra? My raccoons will be obvious to everyone that sees me

by Working Class Hero December 28, 2021

Raccooning

The act of stealing and drinking other people's beer, usually the ass. Most commonly found with half finished cans on the beer-pong table and if you have no self-respect, out at a bar. Usually the "racoon" is heavily inebriated and is only interested in consuming more beer.

"What the fuck? Where's my beer? I told you to watch it!"

"Sorry dude, some guy came out of the shadows and started raccooning beers left and right, he got like 4 of em.

"Dammit! This bar has a raccoon problem. Call animal control before he steals anything else."

by TC231 February 17, 2013

Raccooning

The act of taking food/beer that has been left outdoors, particularly at a tailgate.

Friend: "Shit, Jimmy left the tailgate in order to see kickoff, and he locked the beer in the car"
You: "Time to go raccooning. I think I saw an F-150 parked a few spots away"

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Fan #1 (leaving the stadium): "That was a great game"
Fan #2: "It sure was" (making his way to an unattended cooler)
Fan #1: "While you are raccooning, I will be taking a piss. Raccoon me that bag of chips while you are there"

by FlipCup1023 October 10, 2010