Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.
by pleaseshutupreese June 13, 2020
What seems like a great parking spot when you're in a rush, only to be already taken by a small car or motorcycle.
by Ivana Holdurbut March 29, 2010
When someone looks good from a distance, but when you get closer look you ask yourself what was i thinkin.
Your driving down the street with a buddy and you notice someone in the distance. you dont want to be a look for yourselfer ,so you point it out to your friend and when you get closer niether one of you wants to say anything and there is a awkward scilence. your wondering if your friend thinks you like some ugly ass people so you say dam a "URBAN MIRAGE"
by CHRIS .O August 25, 2008
The effect that occurs when a fart is so nasty that it leaves a haze in the air. It can also leave a horrible taste in one's mouth, should they be breathing through the mouth when they walk into the stink mirage.
by Huh how did i get here January 22, 2014
In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.
Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
Computer: "David is now offline."
Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"
by Gik130 July 12, 2011
Tiffani:I wanna fart! I thought I was going to, but I couldn't. Chris: I guess it was just a Fart Mirage.
by Jonezz Flamly March 30, 2011
The smokescreen sham marriage that gay politicians or clergy indudge in to hide their true selves (as opposed to gay marriage).
Have you seen that dude our state senator is married to? What a loser and anyway I thought she was a lesbian? Don't be fooled man it's just a gay mirage.
by Bee Arr November 21, 2010