A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.
by cloud :( December 8, 2020
A contraction for “I have”
by bluestinger66 August 29, 2022
A quote that makes the user feel attacked in a very aggressive manor. Users of this quote may be very careful as they may be attacked by a variety of people. Including but not exclusive to Black people, Muslims, and Asians.
by MaddPeople December 29, 2018
A comical phrase used by the boys to make gay jokes at or amongst themselves. Stated during the observation of a scene that resembles the plot or elements of a porn video. Also used when witnessing a series of events that, at that moment, could seemingly unravel into a sticky situation.
Pace walks into the room holding a pumpkin. Craigs immediately announces “I think i’ve seen this one before.”
by party mom May 15, 2021
A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
by My car has broken down August 24, 2018
We called mom in when she was busy cooking, then she said “well, I’ve got cheese to slice” and went back to the kitchen.
by CherishedQuench933 December 25, 2022