by ColdPizza69 December 24, 2017
by zackattack98 November 29, 2011
The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.
by shortpantsrobin January 16, 2014
A phrase angry high school kids use to describe a middle aged substitute teacher with a white goatee and mustache.
"Leave me alone you stupid colonel sanders looking fat ass bitch!"
by speastermiester May 15, 2009
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
As your girl lays down she asks you what kind of chicken you want in a sexy voice and then you reply and tell her you want the 8 piece bucket. She takes off her clothes and you start titty fucking both breasts, then her pull out and jizz on them, reload and start fucking her between the legs and jizz on them and then reload and fuck her between her thighs similar to titty fuck style and you jizz on them and while she is still wearing her maxi pad, have her keep it in her vagina and when you're about to bust a nut pull out and jizz on her wings in order to complete the 8 piece meal.
by nflfanatic4life April 25, 2018
"After I blew my load, I started licking her pussy. She came so hard she gave me The Colonel Sanders"
by Sir BigDaddy June 3, 2015