COVID-19 

The disease that will probably make the summer of 2020 miserable.

"Can I come over?"
"And risk me getting COVID-19 A.K.A. the Coronavirus?!"
"You're high right now, aren't you?"
"Fuck yeah... ain't much to do since we've been on lockdown."

COVID-19 by CBinion91 April 7, 2020

Covid-19 

A curse as by the YouTube company

I can't say Covid-19, because Susan will demonitize me

Covid-19 by The Polisa man July 18, 2020

Covid-19 

A respiratory disease that makes karens buy 300 rolls of toilet paper each, while my mom stocks up on wine!

Joe tested positive for Covid-19!

Covid-19 by . . . March 24, 2020

COVID-19 

EXAMPLE COVID-19 is COVID-18's big brother. They came from China. They are in my country too now. right now COVID-19 is having BBQ with me.

It's not funny seriously. jokes over. Don't be a dick and think you can go to your girlfriends place and go (This Space should not be seen by children. These days really children on ta'l about that) I am serious.

Cough * Cough

Cough Cough. Stay away from me Bitch.

Holy shit. Social distancing. Get away from me. COVID-19

COVID-19 by The Cock whisperer May 17, 2020

CoⓋid-19

One way to inform others in writing that you have been vaccinated against the coronavirus with the assumption that the odds of infecting them are quasi-zero.

Guesstimate what percentage of CoⓋid-19 math teachers and tutors in China, India, or Russia might still be infectious if 99.99% of them were jabbed with their homegrown vaccines.

CoⓋid-19 by Covido January 20, 2021

COVID-19 

The backup plan of Mother Earth to save herself from the unacceptable race it houses, humans. The best way she could save herself, extreme but helpful. Pollution dropped, resources were less exploited, population decreased, and whatnot. A warning for us people to realize! tho it started as an illegal bio-war agent by China, it was accepted by Mother Earth in no time,

*Man burning trash openly*
Juan: What's your problem BOOMER! Was COVID-19 not enough for you? I wish you died in it.
*Man extinguishes the fire*
Juan: Guess, you'll live some more years dork!

COVID-19 by viktwor April 1, 2020

Covid-19 

That son of a BITCH virus that because people think it is FAKE I'm stuck at home! THOSE PEOPLE NEED TO ROT IN HELL WITH HITLER.

Guy 1 - "Covid-19 isn't real."

Guy 1 - *Slowly pulling out Barret 50.cal Anti Materiel Rifle*

Covid-19 by MemeBuster3641 October 16, 2020