arguist

One who argues for the sake of arguing or to gain something from said argument.

"Why do you have to fight me on everything, Bill?"
"I donno, Kyle."
"You sure can be an arguist sometimes!"

by Jacob De September 12, 2007

argus's ass

A description of any nasty {mung} encrusted oriface. A crusty crevice. A bunghole of the most porcine or bovine caliber. A most uninviting love canal.

Origin: A Pekanese dog named Argus in Hicksville, Long Island in the late 1960's. Had a hideous ass and was not the least bit asshamed of it.

Well I bent over in my tight bathing suit and I could tell by their expressions that I was showing them an Argus's ass.

by Roseanne LeVitre October 15, 2005

Captain Argus

slang term for marijuana

Pass me some Captain Argus, will ya?

by Sinker November 28, 2003

arguesona

A drawn icon, usually some sort of furry thing, used by youtubers to represent themselves when they are too ugly to show their own faces. Almost always used for political discourse youtubers.

John uses an anime girl arguesona for his youtube videos because he doesn't want his subscribers to know he's a 47 year old incel.

by ceebee-bruh January 27, 2021

argueball

A variant of Paintball, usually speedball.
Games usually last approximately 13 minutes with 3 minutes of gameplay and 10 minutes of arguing about cheating, overshooting, and other unsportsmanlike conduct

player1: "i shot you first, but you kept playing"
player2: "i was going to call out, but you overshot me"
observer: "guys, stop playing argueball, relax and enjoy the game"

by stevepeters July 28, 2006

argness

Being so mad or pissed off that you feel like throwing a pair of scissors...or anything sharp.

I screamed, "ARGNESS!" as I got pissed off because I failed yet another test.

by Manderz February 22, 2004

argueologist

A person who resurrects previous artifacts(arguments) in a present argument

1. I can't believe you bringing that up now, it was 10 years ago!!!! You are such an argueologist!!

by Jaymal Soni February 25, 2012