MILF

The definition stems back to an old art of checking out older women with kids and needing a short acronym to inform a fellow connoisseur that you have spotted a worthy trophy. This stands for Mother I'd Like to Fuck (The "to" is Silent)

Damn, look at that MILF!!!

Have you seen any MILF's today?

That was the best MILF I have ever had!

by [e-mail] November 9, 2005

milf

stands for "moms i'd like to fuck"

The PGA championship is an awesome place to pick up some girls, especially milfs.

by emiline August 26, 2003

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

a hot older woman, usually married with a kid or two.

Mike scored him a hot MILF last night. She called him to come help with the plumbing while her kids were out with her husband.

by Dereker August 16, 2008

milf

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man your moms a milf

by Lucas April 25, 2005

milf

Mom i would love to fuck

Michaelas mother is one fine ass milf

by jerry April 2, 2004

milf

mum i like to fuck

stiflers mum

by luke benson May 1, 2003

milf

Mother I'd Like (to) Fuck

"Zoe's such a MILF"

Note - a hot Black mama would be considered as a "chocolate MILF" ;-)

by OldsVistaCruiser November 27, 2005