Michigan Renaissance Festival

Probably the most fun place to go, even as an adult. Michigan is a legal state for recreational weed now and there's always a shit ton of people smoking there nowadays. Aside from that, there's all sorts of medieval style booze to try. Perfect place to get crossfaded and just have a good time. Get a turkey leg for when the munchies eventually hit, they are massive and delicious. There's tons of fun little activities that are infinitely more fun when faded.

Me and my friend went to the Michigan Renaissance Festival and got crossfaded and then proceeded to rock climb, eat turkey legs, and hit on medieval bitches.

by СукаБлять March 20, 2024

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Burlington Days Festival

An annual opulent display of self-righteous pretension marked by tofu buffalo 'wings,' arugula, blanched kale, kalimba music, kabuki and bottle rockets shot from rectums.

Garry just hasn't been the same since his bottle rocket mishap at the 2021 Burlington Days Festival.

by publius2011 December 3, 2022

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TinyMan Destiny Festival

This is in reference to the historical

act of Manifest Destiny. It would be a great title for a Festival. I mean come on'... I cannot believe it hasn't come to fruition yet in some ones F' the establishment mindset. The TinyMan Destiny Festival is taking the Manifest Destiny's destruction back and giving reverence to all the lives lives lost. ❤️ Only Small tiny egos steal land and kill lives in the name of religion, white ignorance and 'destiny'.

Come All.....! Enjoy yourselves at the 30 Day TinyMan Destiny Festival! It's your DESTINY, not theirs. The Past can liberate us so ROCK ON.

by KeelyHelleneKhaos August 3, 2023

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