Tone Deaf

A condition where a person thinks kiss(band) sounds good.

Rob: Kiss is a good band. I like their sounds.

Colton: Omg shut up Rob you are Tone Deaf. Nickelback is #1.

by nickelbacktheGreat June 10, 2022

2 toned dump

A normal poop

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow

Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!

by ouououo March 9, 2021

Tone smacked

When engaging a conversation with someone feeling a certain emotion and that person makes a statement which distracts you and contradicts your current mood.

"Hey man, crazy how my aunt just died..."
"Yeah, but dude call of duty black ops 3 was announced!"
"You just tone smacked me, don't do that!"

by UrbanVernacular October 28, 2015

Tones

My African BBC man who kissed me when I wore my marker makeup and now we're married.

I DON'T CARE IF IT WAS IN THE PSYCH WARD. I'M MARRIED TO TONES NOW. -- Kelsey about Tones

by kcsknowsbest February 7, 2022

tone tags

something gay restarted mfs use and i said restarted so dont get triggered

/j is joking
9/11 was not justified /j
tone tags lol

by pipp69420 May 21, 2024

Tone deaf

Has the most lyrical, musical and majestic voice in the world. Could make beyonce cry tears of Joy.

Waleed's voice is so amazing. I think he's tone deaf!!

by ilikechickennuggets4 September 18, 2018

eh tones

A way of yelling this at a friend who you like to piss off. You add pronouns like ehtones mcbones mchomes mcloans

"eh tones how are you today!"

"Fuck off you bitch i am trying to learn!"

by ehtones mcbones July 30, 2020