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Laptop Sandwich

When you open your laptop, put someones face inside and snap it shut whilst shouting 'WAHPOW!'.
She was being a moron, so I gave her a laptop sandwich. WAHPOW!
by fibrojohnpainscale10 May 5, 2017
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Sandwiche

This sandwiche tastes absolutely exquisite. Its full of flavors.
by Nav bor February 19, 2022
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The "Sandwich" Clan

The modern nickname for the ledgendary 11th Century Clan founded by three English rebels, known only as 'The King', 'The Queen' and 'The Joker'. The clan was initially founded as a secret gambling soceity which rebeled agaist the strict laws governing England at that time. The Clan slowly grew and gained new members as the groups activities expaned beyond minor law breaking and low level rebellion. The full extent of the groups actions are, and always will be, unknown due to the strict secrecy of the group but the group and its leaders have been linked to numerous crimes and serious acts of rebellion against Englands rulers throughout the 11th Century. This ledgendary clan has been seen as an inspiration to numerous anti-suthority groups since its dispersal at the end of the 11th Century, and factions who follow their example are believed to exist to this day.
"The "Sandwich" Clan are an example to all law breakers"
by SandwichWorshiper June 8, 2008
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Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.
Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..
by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017
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Cock meat sandwich

A sandwich made with rooster meat
The rooster died so we made him into a cock meat sandwich for lunch
by Dabrigg69 March 12, 2023
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cHicKen sAndWicH

food that is no good except chic fil a.
today rebeccaa ate a cHicKen sAndWicH at chic fil aaaaaaaa
by lillydashiba February 21, 2020
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Jerusalem Chicken Sandwich

A fight in which the combatants get completely naked and the goal of the fight is to rip off the other person's penis
If you fight him, be prepared for him to try a Jerusalem Chicken Sandwich on you.
by bluemadeline March 21, 2022
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